HOLY CRAP! i got a free front mount!

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:43 am

Steve - Just as I read that, a PETA commercial came on TV. "Please choose vegetarianism"

J-MoNeY · Post by **J-MoNeY** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:40 am

bignose wrote:
Subaru_Nation555 wrote:Thats awesome. yeah def. take some pictures.
the intercooler or the girl ?

Both. I shead a tear at this touching story.

TDGKORN · Post by **TDGKORN** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:12 pm

legacy92ej22t wrote:You sure it wasn't something else that you ate? I've injested lots, and I mean lots, of the pune juice and for me it was always more like Popeye eating spinich. Very exilarating.

Did she stink? Was it completely foul? Were you going at it from the right side? It didn't taste like shit did it?

I'm with you, I've never gotten sick from some juices.

Are you sure it wasn't nervesness from eat a girl out for the first time. I know I almost shit my self when a girl let me do that for the first time.

Or maybe you did eat some sweety been on a plane for 20+ hours and need a good scrub down pune.

I hope you can get over the trauma that this has brought you.

God speed.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:53 pm

Yeah, I'm cool now, almost a pro at it, thanks to my newest ho.
No, I'm sure she wasn't a virgin before she met me and that she had something, but i let that one go and just let her tell lies.
It could have been a number of things, although I'm not sure what, cause believe me, when i got back to the land of the English, I ripped into the books looking for wtf may have gone wrong.. ..and some tests. Definitly tests..
I'm not a nervous guy in general, though, I'm more often than not, an arrogant prick, so i don't think nervousness was the issue there..oh well, she's gone now!

gto7419 · Post by **gto7419** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:58 am

I was looking through the intercooling section and found this old thread....

This has got to be the FUNNIEST thread I have ever read...

Subaru for Life · Post by **Subaru for Life** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:38 am

Thanks for the laughs, made my night

Subaru_for_Life

thehookeup · Post by **thehookeup** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:20 am

wow totally no joke, by far the hardest that i have ever laughed at a thread.

NuclearBacon · Post by **NuclearBacon** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:03 am

*blinks*

this post is rad

TheDaveler · Post by **TheDaveler** » Sat May 19, 2007 9:50 pm

When I read "free FMIC" I never expected to shoot my breakfast out my nose so hard

Carbix · Post by **Carbix** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:44 am

LOL LMAO

Splinter · Post by **Splinter** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:09 am

boro · Post by **boro** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:22 pm

TheDaveler wrote: When I read "free FMIC" I never expected to shoot my breakfast out my nose so hard

Amen! Stumbled across this during breakfast. I htink I lost a few ounces from laughing. Shit, I'll foot the tab at the bar just to hear this story in person and drunk, one more time.

oh man, you brightened my rainy day.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:34 pm

I'm glad, fellas. I got back here by seeing me quoted on Dynamic Entry(?)s sig, and I didn't remember saying that, so I had to go search. I forgot all about that! I even laughed pretty good.

Brightening my rainy day with my own stories has never been so entertaining.

magicmike · Post by **magicmike** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:36 am

holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol

WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.

Arctic Assassian · Post by **Arctic Assassian** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:14 pm

magicmike wrote:holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol

WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.

Is this allowed? I'm not offended, I'm just wondering.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:39 pm

Whaddya mean is it allowed? That's frickin' awesome! I wonder if it was like a vaginal enema or something, there's no way a woman could squirt like that naturally.

Arctic Assassian · Post by **Arctic Assassian** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:52 pm

it creepy, but maybe I'll start using porn to illustrate my points...

magicmike · Post by **magicmike** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:07 am

Arctic Assassian wrote:
magicmike wrote:holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol

WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.
Is this allowed? I'm not offended, I'm just wondering.

Hey come on here, we are all adults. I clearly said NWS and you can read the word adult elite right in the url.

I just thought it was relavant and pretty funny. It was not for the pron's sake it was for the funny sake of the story. I can clearly seperate my car forums from my pron ones lol.
And besides, I didn't make any of you click that link even though I know you tried hard not to...

94legacy2.2 · Post by **94legacy2.2** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:43 pm

tris91ricer wrote: there's no way a woman could squirt like that naturally.

Oh its true, Im teaching my wife now. Shes almost got it down

biggreen96 · Post by **biggreen96** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:41 am

haha ^^^ 94legacy2.2's signature goes really well with this thread!!

justin the subie · Post by **justin the subie** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:36 pm

oh my god thats funny!!!

careful what you eat.. who knows where that thing has been!!!!

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:11 am

wow.
just read this and i still can't stop laughing

sorry to bump an old thread but that shit was hilarious.
i was looking for an o6 intercooler install and found this

SILINC3R · Post by **SILINC3R** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:52 am

i think this is a treasure chest just waiting to be opened again and again by someone who has no idea what they have stumbled onto.
National Treasure 3 here we come

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HOLY CRAP! i got a free front mount!