HOLY CRAP! i got a free front mount!
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HOLY CRAP! i got a free front mount!
i have a new girlfriend of 3 days. her father works at Valeo, a company that makes radiators, oil coolers, and intercoolers. i was asking about front mounts and he said he'd check up on it. 15 minutes ago my gf called me and told me her dad had gotten me a front mount off of either a mercedes or srt-4 neon. that made my day, saved me 200 bucks. now all i need is piping. and no, i cant get anymore for free, one time deal.sorry
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Who? The IC or the Girl?
I remeber the days of having a new girlfriend and another family with bigger pockets.. ahhh.. so fond. But sooner or later, they offer to take you to Germany on vacation, and next thing you know, BAM! That filthy redhead gave you somethin' NAAAAASTY...(and it wasn't a Hitler) But you can't leave early, cause Daddy's Private Cessna doesn't run right, and you all might die. But what do you care, you got a free FMIC.. Some other people get free.. --well, you get the idea..
I remeber the days of having a new girlfriend and another family with bigger pockets.. ahhh.. so fond. But sooner or later, they offer to take you to Germany on vacation, and next thing you know, BAM! That filthy redhead gave you somethin' NAAAAASTY...(and it wasn't a Hitler) But you can't leave early, cause Daddy's Private Cessna doesn't run right, and you all might die. But what do you care, you got a free FMIC.. Some other people get free.. --well, you get the idea..
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when i was looking for a new gf, i decided to lean towards a good personality, instead of just a good body. shes very pretty, but shes not too thin. this girl is almost 4 years older than me ( im 18, and shes almost 22), but we r getting along great. we spent the night together 2 out of 3 nights already. she also has a great family.ill find out exactly what car it is off of. im going to move the coolant tank, then talk to a muffler shop about piping.
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Oh, man, I'd pay the bar tab to hear this story first hand.91legacy_sleeper wrote:...
and next thing you know, BAM! That filthy redhead gave you somethin' NAAAAASTY...(and it wasn't a Hitler) But you can't leave early, cause Daddy's Private Cessna doesn't run right, and you all might die. But what do you care
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That story sounds like quite a large bar tab, I'll join ya'.ultrasonic wrote:Oh, man, I'd pay the bar tab to hear this story first hand.91legacy_sleeper wrote:...
and next thing you know, BAM! That filthy redhead gave you somethin' NAAAAASTY...(and it wasn't a Hitler) But you can't leave early, cause Daddy's Private Cessna doesn't run right, and you all might die. But what do you care
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Congrats on the FMIC! That's cool as hell. Congrats also on finding a lady friend.
Congrats on the FMIC! That's cool as hell. Congrats also on finding a lady friend.
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
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I was gonna ask that!
okay, so this girl.. well, she was my first. Nice girl, dated her once in JH, then again my sophomore year.. well, that's where shit went DOWN.
To begin with, she was a genuine firecrotch. True, bright red netherhairs, matching her head, of course. In retrospect, this girl wasn't all that.. in fact, she kinda looked like trisomy23.. (I'll have to get y'all her Yahoo personal ad link so you can see. )and she was a little on the pudgy side.
Well, since after all of two weeks, and we were 'in love', and the fact that her parents even liked me, they dragged me off to Germany on a tour with them. Now, her daddy works for a local (seattle) aerospace company, and has access to planes, and having money, naturally, he buys one. So we pack up all our shit into this pretty spiffy little cessna that he's done-up himself (did all the work on it ---ouch) well.. some 20-odd hours and 5 stops later, we arrive in Stutgartt(sp?) and land, heading to our hotel.
umm.. after all this flying about.. we get to the hotel room and guess who's horny?
Not me, I'm jet-lagged.
Okay... not good enough, we're IN LOVE.. Remember? So I agree to ..umm.. *cough*seehowmanylicksittakestogettothecenter *cough* I've never done that before, and here's where the lesson starts.
There's a reason why chicks don't swallow. I accidentally ingested some juices, and afterwards... boy, i thought i was gonna die. I shouldn't have done it on an empty stomach, that was first. Second, in retro, i shouldn't have done ANYTHING without at least five beers and blindfold. However, I got the WORST tummyache EVAR! On top of that, I had sh*t coming out my ass that was FAR from solid.. i swear, it was Phil's brown pee, that's what it was. This lasted the majority of the trip, which was close to a week. Later, we went back to the airport, and packed up the plane. We start up, initiate take-off sequence, and leave the ground. Bad Idea, as the plane barely leaves the ground, and it starts sputtering. it obviously didn't have an EJ22 in it. Well, we have to turn around, and another 6 hours later, this bitch is back up in the air for our close to 22hour flight home. *sigh* i hate international flights.
That's the story, fellas. Too bad we couldn't have met for drinks.. i think i need one now.
okay, so this girl.. well, she was my first. Nice girl, dated her once in JH, then again my sophomore year.. well, that's where shit went DOWN.
To begin with, she was a genuine firecrotch. True, bright red netherhairs, matching her head, of course. In retrospect, this girl wasn't all that.. in fact, she kinda looked like trisomy23.. (I'll have to get y'all her Yahoo personal ad link so you can see. )and she was a little on the pudgy side.
Well, since after all of two weeks, and we were 'in love', and the fact that her parents even liked me, they dragged me off to Germany on a tour with them. Now, her daddy works for a local (seattle) aerospace company, and has access to planes, and having money, naturally, he buys one. So we pack up all our shit into this pretty spiffy little cessna that he's done-up himself (did all the work on it ---ouch) well.. some 20-odd hours and 5 stops later, we arrive in Stutgartt(sp?) and land, heading to our hotel.
umm.. after all this flying about.. we get to the hotel room and guess who's horny?
Not me, I'm jet-lagged.
Okay... not good enough, we're IN LOVE.. Remember? So I agree to ..umm.. *cough*seehowmanylicksittakestogettothecenter *cough* I've never done that before, and here's where the lesson starts.
There's a reason why chicks don't swallow. I accidentally ingested some juices, and afterwards... boy, i thought i was gonna die. I shouldn't have done it on an empty stomach, that was first. Second, in retro, i shouldn't have done ANYTHING without at least five beers and blindfold. However, I got the WORST tummyache EVAR! On top of that, I had sh*t coming out my ass that was FAR from solid.. i swear, it was Phil's brown pee, that's what it was. This lasted the majority of the trip, which was close to a week. Later, we went back to the airport, and packed up the plane. We start up, initiate take-off sequence, and leave the ground. Bad Idea, as the plane barely leaves the ground, and it starts sputtering. it obviously didn't have an EJ22 in it. Well, we have to turn around, and another 6 hours later, this bitch is back up in the air for our close to 22hour flight home. *sigh* i hate international flights.
That's the story, fellas. Too bad we couldn't have met for drinks.. i think i need one now.
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You got the shits from eating a girl out? HAHAHAHAHA! Worse than Taco Bell!
We should all schedule an international meet in Japan a few years from now. That would be so cool. Say, 5 years down the line or something. That'll be enough time to stow away a few bucks a month and have enough money to pay for the trip and festivities. Visit our automotive homeland.
We should all schedule an international meet in Japan a few years from now. That would be so cool. Say, 5 years down the line or something. That'll be enough time to stow away a few bucks a month and have enough money to pay for the trip and festivities. Visit our automotive homeland.
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[quote="scottzg"]...I'm not a fan of the vagina...[/quote][quote="evolutionmovement"]This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.[/quote]
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wow, yea, i would have dumped her too. she must have something wrong with her to expel so much juice that would make you sick. lol
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81 chevy malibu- 400 sb, holley 600, edelbrock rpm, hooker headers, lunati voodoo cam,4spd muncie, 3:73 posi,monte c. swivel buckets, corvette rally wheels
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You sure it wasn't something else that you ate? I've injested lots, and I mean lots, of the pune juice and for me it was always more like Popeye eating spinich. Very exilarating.
Did she stink? Was it completely foul? Were you going at it from the right side? It didn't taste like shit did it?
Did she stink? Was it completely foul? Were you going at it from the right side? It didn't taste like shit did it?
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'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
'92 SS 5mt. All go and no show. Sold :(
'94 Audi UrS4 Modded (new project)
'96 Outback 5mt.
'07 Legacy 2.5i SE
[quote="Redlined"]
Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
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Yeah, rotten meat tastes different than fresh.
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