Bumper sticker philosophy

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:52 pm

Another one of my favorites:

I brake for tailgaters

Redlined · Post by **Redlined** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:39 pm

I have PMS and a .38

Bad Cop, no Doughnut!

Dear lord, please save me from your followers

Annoyed with bush, retroactive to 2000

Speed kills! Drive a ford!

Freinds dont let freinds drive chevys

My gamer ganked your honor student

Subtle · Post by **Subtle** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:59 am

Good thread

Dont Steal--Governments Cant Stand Competition.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:55 pm

Thought of a couple more today:

<-----------driving lane_____________cell phone lane------------>

God hates people who can't drive

or

God hates people who drive slow in the fast lane

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:47 am

Oh, no. Not another learning experience.

(a bumper sticker)

93forestpearl · Post by **93forestpearl** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:29 am

On my corner glass I have "mnsportcompacts.ghey" after the ricer honda forum mnsportcompacts.net

EvilAsPie · Post by **EvilAsPie** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:10 pm

Saw this one that i think was meant to reference a person(female).

"I may not be perfect, but some of my parts are awesome!"

Put that on a beat-up sleeper would be cool. Maybe even change the wording a little.

"My car may not be perfect, but some of it's parts are awesome!"

CinHer · Post by **CinHer** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:06 pm

my gf has one on her car that says
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is easier to harass rich people than motorcycle gangs"

one she has and got me is "condoms are easier to change than
diapers"

a few i want to get are

"gas, grass, or ass no one rides for free"

"everyone is born righthanded, only the gifted overcome it" (cause im lefthanded)

PETA
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People eating tasty animal to mostly anger vegans/vegetarians.... the gf is a vegetarian lol

had one that said "I *heart* vagina" its a clothing company that i know youll see at an ozzfest

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:46 pm

"JESUS DIED FOR ME and you". The 'and you' is in really small letters compared to the first part. I laugh cuz it's stereotypically self-righteous of the right wing christians who sport it. Hehe. Usually minivans, at that.

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:36 am

this subaru by my work has a bumper sticker that says.

"My cat can eat a whole watermelon"

i know i have a really bad sense of humor but, seriously i couldn't stop laughing for like 20 min.

mabey i'm the only one.... i dunno

91riored · Post by **91riored** » Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:29 pm

"loud pipes saves, jesus saves souls"

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:18 am

Hondasucks · Post by **Hondasucks** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:51 am

I saw one the other day that said "It's God's job to forgive bin Laden, but it's OUR job to arrange the meeting" and had the Marine Corps logo next to it

Anyone but Hillary '08

Jesus: Don't leave Earth without Him

Work sucks, I'm goin' wheeling

Most of the stickers around here are friggin hippie stickers (way too many whiny liberals around here..)

dropdfocus · Post by **dropdfocus** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:36 am

I know we are posting about bumper stickers, but to throw out a rant for just a second...

I'm growing ever tired of just about EVERY Jeep (pick a model) that has "If you can read this please flip/roll me back over" written upside down. Use more than 2 brain cells and be original with you're own saying for a change!

Also, I want to slap the owners of every car that has the model name or brand of the car they are driving written on the windshield or back window of their car. THANKS, I had absolutely NO CLUE you were driving a Cavalier/Neon/Sunfire/PT Cruiser/Wrangler/Chevy/Ford/Dodge/Jeep/and so on... What idiotic people will wastefully spend their money on these days. And working at a vinyl graphics shop, it was 85% girls who wanted the stupid shit like that stickered so proudly on their car. "So you've possibly killed off enough brain cells that you need to be reminded what kind of car you drive???"
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As for the bumper stickers posted, I laughed very hard a quite a few. Thanks for the cheap entertainment!

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:44 am

Hondasucks wrote:(way too many whiny liberals around here..)

Move out, or get used to it.

dropfocus wrote:Also, I want to slap the owners of every car that has the model name or brand of the car they are driving written on the windshield or back window of their car. THANKS, I had absolutely NO CLUE you were driving a Cavalier/Neon/Sunfire/PT Cruiser/Wrangler/Chevy/Ford/Dodge/Jeep/and so on... What idiotic people will wastefully spend their money on these days. And working at a vinyl graphics shop, it was 85% girls who wanted the stupid shit like that stickered so proudly on their car. "So you've possibly killed off enough brain cells that you need to be reminded what kind of car you drive???"

I like to ask those people, "Nice car. What model is it?"

Latest: "So, I'm a loser. Whats your excuse?"

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:17 pm

smh0101 wrote:" Save the planet! Kill Yourself!!!"

+1

Aerotech · Post by **Aerotech** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:20 am

Had this on my 4-Runner, can't find a new one...

GOD WAS MY CO-PILOT, BUT WE CRASHED IN THE MOUNTAINS AND I HAD TO EAT HIM.

The smiley was wiping his mouth with a napkin...

denver_whitest185 · Post by **denver_whitest185** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:58 am

my dad's honda insight has a bumper sticker that says "yeah, its got a hemi" with a dodge ram logo...

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:44 am

beatersubi wrote:
smh0101 wrote:" Save the planet! Kill Yourself!!!"
+1

+1 that's sweet

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:14 am

I saw the best one I've ever seen in my life yesterday.

"Love a Democrat: Who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?"

BRILLIANT!

And I'm a Republican.

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:15 am

Aerotech wrote:Had this on my 4-Runner, can't find a new one...

GOD WAS MY CO-PILOT, BUT WE CRASHED IN THE MOUNTAINS AND I HAD TO EAT HIM.

The smiley was wiping his mouth with a napkin...

Haha yes, I've seen that one. The same car also had one that said "Come the Rapture, can I have your car?"

Hondasucks · Post by **Hondasucks** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:31 am

dropdfocus wrote:
Also, I want to slap the owners of every car that has the model name or brand of the car they are driving written on the windshield or back window of their car.

My favorite, is when they misspell it! There was a Jetta that used to roll around Corvallis with "Volkswagon" emblazoned on the windshield... Made me wonder if it was her, or the sign shop, or both, that didn't know how to spell "Volkswagen"... (It used to be spelled with an O on the virtual wheels machine @ Les Schwab too..)

Also cracks me up every time I see a Honda with "V TECH" on it.. I just think oh, you're driving a cordless phone?

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:32 pm

haha so that reminds me, sorry theres no bumper sticker here but i submitted one earlier. i worked at best buy for awhile and there was this one lady that kept coming in and asking us weather we sold CASES for cordless phones, so she could put her 10.00 cordless house phone in a case while she was outside gardening, or so she could talk on it in the rain??

wtf, thats just stupid!

she came back like 9 times before FINALLY buying a cell...
cordless phones were cool in the 90s.

just thought id add

Aerotech · Post by **Aerotech** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:38 am

NARF!

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:00 am

I thought of my best one yet:

Inconsiderate. Incompetent.
_____which are you?______

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