99' Wagon for sale... Issues: too small for baby...

[Legacy Rally Guy]

http://columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/1302269402.html

Apparently they make em bigger than they used to...

"dependable car but we are expecting another child and need something bigger."


HAHA, dayum, if the baby wont fit in there, ITS A WAGON! I'd hate to see what it did to the vagina..

[kimokalihi]

He said Vagina. lol

Yeah, people have this crazy notion that an SUV will save all their children's lives. Sure it will, when it's rolling your ass down the freeway or the nearest hill.

So they pay out the ass for it and get 8-12 mpg and can't see out the damn things and nearly get me killed all the time! They should make SUVs illegal.

[evolutionmovement]

Or they're those perverts that have so many kids that the wife just opens up her legs and they fall out of her box and she clips off the cord while continuing to clean the house.

[kimokalihi]

There's a girl that I work with who is 34 and has 5 kids and one of her kids has now had a kid at age 14. She just bought a Ford Explorer.

She's a sweetheart though. She looks like she's 16 or 18 lol. Stands about 5'. Tiny little thing.

[evolutionmovement]

My great grandmother had 22 kids. Only one died. Absolutely disgusting.

Some women can handle having kids, others fall apart with one and I have no idea how to predict as size has nothing to do with it. Reason #4 I'll never have any. My wagon is to haul parts, tools, and maybe someday, bodies.

[massdrewski]

he said vagina

[Legacy Rally Guy]

He said Vagina. lol

Yeah, people have this crazy notion that an SUV will save all their children's lives. Sure it will, when it's rolling your ass down the freeway or the nearest hill.

So they pay out the ass for it and get 8-12 mpg and can't see out the damn things and nearly get me killed all the time! They should make SUVs illegal.

I've ridden in both subaru wagons and a few ford explorers... I'd much prefer the room and comfort of the subaru *and that's just based on the two biggest defenses of SUV's*

Or they're those perverts that have so many kids that the wife just opens up her legs and they fall out of her box and she clips off the cord while continuing to clean the house.

Hehe, so you saw Monte Python and the Meaning of Life too?

There's a girl that I work with who is 34 and has 5 kids and one of her kids has now had a kid at age 14. She just bought a Ford Explorer.

She's a sweetheart though. She looks like she's 16 or 18 lol. Stands about 5'. Tiny little thing.

We've nearly exactly the same gal where I work, but she's like 6' tall and very thin... apparently baby-fat doesn't like her...

My great grandmother had 22 kids. Only one died. Absolutely disgusting.

Some women can handle having kids, others fall apart with one and I have no idea how to predict as size has nothing to do with it. Reason #4 I'll never have any. My wagon is to haul parts, tools, and maybe someday, bodies.

22... WOW, but that was back in the day that you didn't hire farmhands, you birthed em'! now it's a whiny label of "child labor.. boo hoo" Kathy Lee knew all along it's those tiny little hands that make the best shoes.. hehe

[evolutionmovement]

She had to feed the kids in shifts and the older ones took care of the younger ones when they weren't out hunting mammoth.

I was actually thinking about, I think, The Good Earth (some crappy book I had to read in high school), where the Chinese woman gives birth in a rice paddy and goes back to work. Or something. I never paid much attention in that class. And I have a book published anyway, Mrs. Nickerson! Yeah, summer school? Whatever. Who's the bitch now? Troll probably lives under a bridge somewhere now. I should go find her and toss her a billy goat leg with a copy of my book.

[Legacy Rally Guy]

She had to feed the kids in shifts and the older ones took care of the younger ones when they weren't out hunting mammoth.

I was actually thinking about, I think, The Good Earth (some crappy book I had to read in high school), where the Chinese woman gives birth in a rice paddy and goes back to work. Or something. I never paid much attention in that class. And I have a book published anyway, Mrs. Nickerson! Yeah, summer school? Whatever. Who's the bitch now? Troll probably lives under a bridge somewhere now. I should go find her and toss her a billy goat leg with a copy of my book.

HAHA... Buhh-zzzing!

I was lucky to have a good English teacher in my later high school days, my earlier one spent two months disecting Call of the Wild and Linegin Versus the Ants... Because of her I now hate two great works!

And hell yeah, congrats on your book!

[kimokalihi]

Yeah english was never my cup of tea. Although I have strived to try my best to spell all the words I write down correctly and if I don't know a word I'll google it. I also attempt to write in paragraphs but paragraphs are a vague understanding of mine so a lot of the time I think I tend to make new paragraphs when I shouldn't just because I'm unsure of what exactly determines when a new paragraph is needed.

Even though I'm not an expert on grammer and such I still try to do it right. It drives me crazy when people won't bother to capitalize properly, use puncuation, spell correctly or even seperate their block of text into something readable.

GRRRRR....internet...texting...GRRRR!!

[massdrewski]

Bump for an English lesson?

[legacy92ej22t]

Or they're those perverts that have so many kids that the wife just opens up her legs and they fall out of her box and she clips off the cord while continuing to clean the house.

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good......."

[evolutionmovement]

Or from Zardoz, a most respectable source of advice on how to live: "The guns are good, the penis is evil—it shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men..."

[Legacy Rally Guy]

Or from Zardoz, a most respectable source of advice on how to live: "The guns are good, the penis is evil—it shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men..."

Hehe, that cracks me up...