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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:43 am
by BAC5.2
Steve - Just as I read that, a PETA commercial came on TV. "Please choose vegetarianism"
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:40 am
by J-MoNeY
bignose wrote:Subaru_Nation555 wrote:Thats awesome. yeah def. take some pictures.
the intercooler or the girl ?
Both. I shead a tear at this touching story.
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 5:12 pm
by TDGKORN
legacy92ej22t wrote:You sure it wasn't something else that you ate? I've injested lots, and I mean lots, of the pune juice and for me it was always more like Popeye eating spinich. Very exilarating.
Did she stink? Was it completely foul? Were you going at it from the right side? It didn't taste like shit did it?
I'm with you, I've never gotten sick from some juices.
Are you sure it wasn't nervesness from eat a girl out for the first time. I know I almost shit my self when a girl let me do that for the first time.
Or maybe you did eat some sweety been on a plane for 20+ hours and need a good scrub down pune.
I hope you can get over the trauma that this has brought you.
God speed.
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:53 pm
by tris91ricer
Yeah, I'm cool now, almost a pro at it, thanks to my newest ho.
No, I'm sure she wasn't a virgin before she met me and that she had
something, but i let that one go and just let her tell lies.
It could have been a number of things, although I'm not sure what, cause believe me, when i got back to the land of the English, I ripped into the books looking for wtf may have gone wrong.. ..and some tests. Definitly tests..
I'm not a nervous guy in general, though, I'm more often than not, an arrogant prick, so i don't think nervousness was the issue there..oh well, she's gone now!
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:58 am
by gto7419
I was looking through the intercooling section and found this old thread....
This has got to be the FUNNIEST thread I have ever read...
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:38 am
by Subaru for Life
Thanks for the laughs, made my night
Subaru_for_Life
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:20 am
by thehookeup
wow totally no joke, by far the hardest that i have ever laughed at a thread.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:03 am
by NuclearBacon
*blinks*
this post is rad
Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 9:50 pm
by TheDaveler
When I read "free FMIC" I never expected to shoot my breakfast out my nose so hard
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 8:44 am
by Carbix
LOL LMAO
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:09 am
by Splinter
WTF
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:22 pm
by boro
TheDaveler wrote: When I read "free FMIC" I never expected to shoot my breakfast out my nose so hard
Amen! Stumbled across this during breakfast. I htink I lost a few ounces from laughing. Shit, I'll foot the tab at the bar just to hear this story in person and drunk, one more time.
oh man, you brightened my rainy day.
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:34 pm
by tris91ricer
I'm glad, fellas. I got back here by seeing me quoted on Dynamic Entry(?)s sig, and I didn't remember saying that, so I had to go search. I forgot all about that! I even laughed pretty good.
Brightening my rainy day with my own stories has never been so entertaining.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:36 am
by magicmike
holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol
WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:14 pm
by Arctic Assassian
magicmike wrote:holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol
WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.
Is this allowed? I'm not offended, I'm just wondering.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:39 pm
by tris91ricer
Whaddya mean is it allowed? That's frickin' awesome! I wonder if it was like a vaginal enema or something, there's no way a woman could squirt like that naturally.
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:52 pm
by Arctic Assassian
it creepy, but maybe I'll start using porn to illustrate my points...
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:07 am
by magicmike
Arctic Assassian wrote:magicmike wrote:holy shit, i am laughing so fucking hard right now i'm crying! leave it to the veterans to spill their hearts out and speak the truth lol.
I myself was wondering if this chick isn't a gusher and didn't piss in this guys mouth? lol
WARNING NWS!!!!!!!
http://galleries.adultelite.com/psa/pics/06/014.jpg
also did not contain any virus or anything when I found the pic.
Is this allowed? I'm not offended, I'm just wondering.
Hey come on here, we are all adults. I clearly said NWS and you can read the word adult elite right in the url.
I just thought it was relavant and pretty funny. It was not for the pron's sake it was for the funny sake of the story. I can clearly seperate my car forums from my pron ones lol.
And besides, I didn't make any of you click that link even though I know you tried hard not to...
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:43 pm
by 94legacy2.2
tris91ricer wrote: there's no way a woman could squirt like that naturally.
Oh its true, Im teaching my wife now. Shes almost got it down
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:41 am
by biggreen96
haha ^^^ 94legacy2.2's signature goes really well with this thread!!
Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:36 pm
by justin the subie
oh my god thats funny!!!
careful what you eat.. who knows where that thing has been!!!!
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:11 am
by SubaruNation
wow.
just read this and i still can't stop laughing
sorry to bump an old thread but that shit was hilarious.
i was looking for an o6 intercooler install and found this
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:52 am
by SILINC3R
i think this is a treasure chest just waiting to be opened again and again by someone who has no idea what they have stumbled onto.
National Treasure 3 here we come
