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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:20 pm
by Tleg93
snowboarded wrote:Tleg93 wrote:Well...I'm not dating Tristan either so I guess we do have something in common. That and we're both teenage girls.
Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.
NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:53 pm
by AWD_addict
Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:10 pm
by wiscon_mark
AWD_addict wrote:Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.
shhh, don't give away his strategy
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:38 am
by subawhatsubawho
You know what they say..."candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!!"
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:44 am
by snowboarded
Tleg93 wrote:snowboarded wrote:Tleg93 wrote:Well...I'm not dating Tristan either so I guess we do have something in common. That and we're both teenage girls.
Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.
NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???
sigh. Naw man. Head shots as in photographs, glamour shots by Deb, shots primarily composed of head and shoulders in an artistic pose. I was referring to Napoleon Dynamite.... Im not down for pics the head action.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:47 am
by wiscon_mark
I didn't think that's what he meant
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:50 am
by snowboarded
What kind of millionaire do you take me for?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:52 am
by scottzg
AWD_addict wrote:Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.
I was waay too drunk to put the moves in in that second photo. See the skinned knee? Yeahhhh.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:24 am
by AWD_addict
I see now. I skinned my elbow yesterday in a similar situation.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:12 pm
by Tleg93
snowboarded wrote:Tleg93 wrote:snowboarded wrote:
Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.
NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???
sigh. Naw man. Head shots as in photographs, glamour shots by Deb, shots primarily composed of head and shoulders in an artistic pose. I was referring to Napoleon Dynamite.... Im not down for pics the head action.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:58 pm
by tris91ricer
omgwtfbbq.
This is what I get for not checking the ashtray, right?
Allow me to set the record:
Firstly, I am indeed a sexy bitch. My website will be up soon and you all can enjoy the sexy that is Tristan.
Second, playboy4lyfe. None of this trulymadlydeeply existential shit. ...Well, maybe when it comes to penetration.
Laurel is great, but like all females, she has demands and expectations --homie don't play dat. See above.
And lastly, I'm far and away too sexually deviant for any woman.
You all remember my "Can't kill myself" thread, right? That was my first and last foray into the depths of any kind of monogamous relationship.
And further to the point:
Gold Bond ftl. Johnson &johnsons' for the win!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:27 pm
by skid542
Lol.
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:00 pm
by subawhatsubawho
ftl?? Faster than light?
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:21 am
by tris91ricer
LaureltheQueen wrote: . . .me and scottzg and tristan
This is one of my favorite photos. :sentimental:
Who looks really happy in this one? Oh, yeah, ME!
Another reason why I'm so attached to my car; its a symbol of this community that has become so much like a family. I don't know what I'd do without you all.
. . .well, maybe I'd drive a hooptie, but I'd probably have done some jailtime by now, too!
That was one helluva weekend. My piece broke
the second I got out of the car there (fell on the ground and broke into a million shards.
) so I did more drinking, and when it came time to blaze up, laurel, a certain minor, and myself ended up going old-school with a sodacan and a screwdriver --on the side of a cliff!
But I can't help but look back on it as a special weekend that I doubt I'll be able to beat in the near future.
You Cali bitches better be prepared to drive hella north since you pussed out last time.
Except scotty, who will be magically teleported to the campsite by my ultra-super-happy-lucky telekinesis mind powers. Everyone else has to drive. So there.
And subawhatsubawho - ftl = for t e h l0se. :thumbdown: Gold Bond is so middleclasswhiteguy.
Johnson's Baby Powder: G'd up from tha D up.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:32 am
by subawhatsubawho
I always thought I was upper class white trash.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:33 am
by wiscon_mark
Preach it Tristan
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:53 pm
by EXP1787
(crawlsbackinton00byholetocryhimselftosleep)