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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:31 am
by Hondasucks
I saw one today @ work that was the Geourge Dubya "W" sticker with the american flag on it, but it said "Wanker"
(I've also seen 'em that said "WTF")
Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:29 pm
by Aerotech
MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:07 am
by beatersubi
Another good one I thought up:
I <3 pick-a-part
Would that make me more WT, smh?
Or,
D-bag inside
w/ the 'intel' circle. To put on 'those' peoples' cars.

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:02 am
by beatersubi
Here're a few more that've been rattling around in my head:
-Stereotypes are earned, not given
-If you can read this, you'd better have good brakes
-Everyone has an agenda
-Get the truck outta the fast lane
-You can help the overpopulation problem!
Spay or neuter (yourself).
-You're not a pixie
-Be blissful in the slow lane, idiot
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:41 am
by SubaruNation
that neutering one i would put on my car.
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:52 am
by Richard
I have one on my Fox that reads "Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music" and has a couple deformed smiley faces around it. If anyone really gives me shit I just blame it on the fact that it was my dad's car before I got it.
+1 for Government hates the competition
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:04 am
by SubaruNation
that's awesome.
i cant stand country either, it's always the same song about some guy whose girlfriend left him for his brother and their cat got run over by a tractor.

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:35 am
by beatersubi
My new favorite:
ILVTOFU because I love tofu, too.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:21 am
by AweOfShe
555BCTurbo wrote:"Crankwalk Kills"
TheSubaruJunkie wrote:
"Sorry if I'm slow... its probably the mustang that's in my way"
or:
"Make sure to let your friends know you got beat by a Wagon"
-Brian
I'd pay really good money for those three! Especially the last one! Assuming of course I buy a wagon when the time comes.
Sorry I don't have any to contribute haha. That is all.
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:59 am
by nosyt
on the back of a dodge
Dodge the father
Ram the daughter
Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:51 pm
by kimokalihi
nosyt wrote:on the back of a dodge
Dodge the father
Ram the daughter
That one is funny! I like it.
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:12 pm
by Subtle
My signature could be a bumper sticker.

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:50 am
by Kelly
How bout:
Pointless Liberal Douchebag Sticker
or
Save the Whalers
or
Hippies, the other red meat.
or
ARMED AND IGNORANT!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:39 am
by Kelly
I wish my wife was as dirty as my truck?

Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:01 pm
by entirelyturbo
A lot of Dodge truck drivers around here have stickers that say "I'd rather be Cummin' than Strokin'."
I've only seen one Ford guy retort, and I think this one's funnier:
"I'd rather get Stroked than Rammed."
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:18 am
by fngearhead
"Fat people are harder to kidnap" seen on an '80s Monte Carlo with West Virgina plates
"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" seen on a dually work truck with 5 guys in the back
Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:25 pm
by mlitz123
it was on a big lifted truck "get it lifted fat chicks cant jump"
on a big boom truck "If you can't get it up we will do it for you"