2010 Outback in the flesh

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That S3 is damn sexy... but it's kind of like seeing that ridiculously hot chick at the bar... Her makeup is perfect, shes got on a nice tight skirt, maybe a tube top... But you know under the hood is a complete mechanical nightmare full of overcomplicated, over-engineered superfluous crap that will invariably break in 3 years. In 5 years she'll be an unreliable mess with little to no resale value, and will leave you stranded over and over again until you finally dump her on some poor unsuspecting college student, but only after she's milked you damn near dry.

That homely legacy, on the other hand... yeah, shes not the best looking gal in the world, but she'll cook your breakfast for the next 20 years and never complain.

That is, at least, if they still make either like they used too...

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I'm nominating this for one of the best car comparisons on LCO this year.

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#!/bin/bash
./rant:
That S3 is damn sexy... but it's kind of like seeing that ridiculously hot chick at the bar... Her makeup is perfect, shes got on a nice tight skirt, maybe a tube top... But you know under the hood is a complete mechanical nightmare full of overcomplicated, over-engineered superfluous crap that will invariably break in 3 years. In 5 years she'll be an unreliable mess with little to no resale value, and will leave you stranded over and over again until you finally dump her on some poor unsuspecting college student, but only after she's milked you damn near dry.

That homely legacy, on the other hand... yeah, shes not the best looking gal in the world, but she'll cook your breakfast for the next 20 years and never complain.

That is, at least, if they still make either like they used too...

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done

I'm nominating this for one of the best car comparisons on LCO this year.

+1 that was amazing!