Halloween Hell. Fight me, not my car.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:26 pm
There are two species of human: those evolved from the same line as elephants and whales that help to advance civilization and those from monkeys that still throw their feces for fun. The majority are from the latter group...
Went to Salem, MA for Halloween (my home town, which is next door) and had a miserable time (long pointless story). Came back to find all my tires slashed and coke spilled all over my car. Good thing I have a locking gas tank as they tried to access it with the Coke by pouring it into the flapper door seam. Mine was the only car vandalized. I don't have any enemies and there's nothing to really stand out about my car, so I think it was just my lucky night. Had to wake my mother at 2AM to get a ride. Nice. Couldn't sleep since I was sick to my stomach worried that they did some other damage I couldn't see at night. Luckily it was just what I originally saw. Now I have to have it flatbedded to a tire place. Hope I don't have a deductible for my vandalism insurance. I've been through much worse trauma to myself, but when someone messes with my defenseless car that's something else entirely. I know its only four fairly inexpensive, likely insured tires to a near valueless car, but I would love to kill the whole families of the people responsible. Any parents who didn't drown the bastard kids like that at birth or bury them in the backyard themselves later on are just as responsible. Don't raise kids if you can't. I won't. I know some people are just born bad, but they need to start giving out licenses to reproduce just the same. I guess it's good from a writing perspective as now I can understand those guys who flip out and shoot people over seemingly minor incidents. They were probably just the final straw. Luckily I'm much better now that I know it was just the tires and not my new 3K+ paint job...
Rant over, thanks for your time.
Oh, yeah, you guys are all in the elephant group.
Steve
Went to Salem, MA for Halloween (my home town, which is next door) and had a miserable time (long pointless story). Came back to find all my tires slashed and coke spilled all over my car. Good thing I have a locking gas tank as they tried to access it with the Coke by pouring it into the flapper door seam. Mine was the only car vandalized. I don't have any enemies and there's nothing to really stand out about my car, so I think it was just my lucky night. Had to wake my mother at 2AM to get a ride. Nice. Couldn't sleep since I was sick to my stomach worried that they did some other damage I couldn't see at night. Luckily it was just what I originally saw. Now I have to have it flatbedded to a tire place. Hope I don't have a deductible for my vandalism insurance. I've been through much worse trauma to myself, but when someone messes with my defenseless car that's something else entirely. I know its only four fairly inexpensive, likely insured tires to a near valueless car, but I would love to kill the whole families of the people responsible. Any parents who didn't drown the bastard kids like that at birth or bury them in the backyard themselves later on are just as responsible. Don't raise kids if you can't. I won't. I know some people are just born bad, but they need to start giving out licenses to reproduce just the same. I guess it's good from a writing perspective as now I can understand those guys who flip out and shoot people over seemingly minor incidents. They were probably just the final straw. Luckily I'm much better now that I know it was just the tires and not my new 3K+ paint job...
Rant over, thanks for your time.
Oh, yeah, you guys are all in the elephant group.
Steve