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Would you get a floral implant?!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:24 am
by ciper
http://www.floralsculptureclinic.nl
"an engineered bone tissue, rationally designed and bio-compatible. Currently available Floral Sculpture bone substitutes, used for implants, are truely bone-like. They are biodegradable scaffolds with growth factors, to induce the growth of new bone tissues. This is a totally dissolving tissue. Floral Sculpture implants are ideal for cosmetic purposes because of their natural feeling. Floral Sculpture is the first implant that will create a symbioses between natural bone and engineered/manufactured bone tissue."
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:30 am
by QuickDrive
Now that's messed up
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:33 am
by scottzg
ooh, you could get one of those, and get a tatoo of a flower on top of it...
cosmetic surgery is wierd. Of course, im biased cause im just so damn pretty.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:36 am
by Yukonart
lol. . . this thread has the potential for greatness. . . .
. . . in the joke department!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:39 am
by THAWA
eww wtf
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:05 am
by evolutionmovement
That's it. We've officially amused ourselves to death. This is what happens when the 3% support the rest.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:09 pm
by Legacy777
that's just f'd up.....
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:22 pm
by entirelyturbo
I'm gonna get one of those on each of my asscheeks
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 11:04 pm
by evolutionmovement
Because subyluvr mentioned ass cheeks...
My sister worked with a nurse who had a turkey tattooed to his left ass cheek and a Christmas tree on his right to show that there was something good to eat between the holidays. He also had two dogs on his inner thighs that were supposed to be fighting over a bone.
Steve
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:01 am
by import_freak
Are you sure theyre not fighting over a stick?
Maybe perhaps a twig?
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:11 am
by THAWA
hahah
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:21 am
by evolutionmovement
I have no idea if it was a twig or a log - my sister only saw the asscheek ones in person. I never met the guy myself, but that's OK - I've met more than my share of weirdos. My lesbian sister's current roommate was born a straight woman and became a gay man. He came to our Thanksgiving and wore a blue handkerchief in his back pocket which I later found out was a signal for 'being receptive to anal sex'. This guy though this was appropriate at a stranger's Thanksgiving dinner where the only gay people were two lesbians... She/he is the best recent freak I can think of.
Steve