A night of college debauchery...
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:48 am
Woah, crazy night tonight!
Well first, we maced my RA. It's cool, he wanted us to. Messed him up good. Got video, it was hilarious.
Then the music frat was guarding rocks. We didn't like that, so we stole one (attempted). That didn't work.
We tried again, this time with a hot female willing to remove her clothing. Well, no clothing was shed (bummer), we got a rock, but my RA got MESSED up, and the hot girl got shot in the face with vinegar (they had a supersoaker full of vinegar).
The drunk football players didn't like that and about 5 of them wen't and had words with the music "frat"
A big brawl almost broke out. Eggs and oranges were flying. It was classic.
Got video of most of it (however it's definately R rated).
Still haven't gotten the video or the pictures online yet, but I'm trying. My RA is all bloody and dirty.
The best part was the mace. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was like "So, Brendan, are you going to rape anyone now?" He said "I used to think rape was funny.... but not anymore."
I'll post pics when I get them online.
We need to get the video online, and I need someone with a LOAD of hosting to host the entire thing. It was awesome.
Oh, and everyone but the football players was sober.
Ahh, the college life. Crazy times.
My RA 2.5 hours post pepper spray:
Well first, we maced my RA. It's cool, he wanted us to. Messed him up good. Got video, it was hilarious.
Then the music frat was guarding rocks. We didn't like that, so we stole one (attempted). That didn't work.
We tried again, this time with a hot female willing to remove her clothing. Well, no clothing was shed (bummer), we got a rock, but my RA got MESSED up, and the hot girl got shot in the face with vinegar (they had a supersoaker full of vinegar).
The drunk football players didn't like that and about 5 of them wen't and had words with the music "frat"
A big brawl almost broke out. Eggs and oranges were flying. It was classic.
Got video of most of it (however it's definately R rated).
Still haven't gotten the video or the pictures online yet, but I'm trying. My RA is all bloody and dirty.
The best part was the mace. I've never laughed so hard in my life. I was like "So, Brendan, are you going to rape anyone now?" He said "I used to think rape was funny.... but not anymore."
I'll post pics when I get them online.
We need to get the video online, and I need someone with a LOAD of hosting to host the entire thing. It was awesome.
Oh, and everyone but the football players was sober.
Ahh, the college life. Crazy times.
My RA 2.5 hours post pepper spray:
