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No wagon so dont suggest it. I might need to tote around a 5mt for a bit. Anyone think it's possible? I know you can plop an engine in the back, matt and a few others can attest to that. But I can't recall anyone saying they put a tranny in their trunk. I'd like to be able to keep the seats folded up, so would it fit longways? Front of it on like th left side back on the right side or whatever. I could've sworn I asked this somewhere already but guess not.

pretty sure you can.....jason put the one I'm buying from him in his trunk.....at least that's to my knowledge

About 3 bodies max...I mean..wait...oh... a tranny. Uh..I gotta go.

i can fit four rally tires. and im pretty sure a tranny will fit.

I had my friend's jeep trannie in there including T case after he crashed it and needed help with repairs.. Car didn't seem to struggle under the weight even if it was far back. I don't see why you can't put a 5mt outta one of our cars in there..

Personally I'd save the wear on your car and find a buddy with a truck or something tho.. that's how I picked up my ej20 complete motor.. just went out in my friend's dad's brand new 4runner V8 and dropped it in the trunk Also unless you're using a cherry picker or something to lower it in/out of the trunk.. you're gonna break your back trying to get it out man!!

If you had the propper configuration, im sure you could fit 5 bodies in our trunks. You should be able to carry a tranny. My tranny is completly bare, no carpet or anything. I also have a tarp we could lay back there to be on the safe side. If you find a tranny let me know and i can help get it to your place. We'd need a forklift or something to get it in and out, or like... 4 or 5 guys.

-Brian

eh, my trunk stays pretty full as it is. I'm not worried about the wieght on the car, but I do hear ya on the back part. But sounds liek a go

Its not the wieght, but the risk of shoving the output shaft into the trunk or something. With a forklift or hoist, we could direct the tranny instead of trying to hold/carry the tranny.

The inside of my trunk is already thrashed. I dont think a transmission could do much harm.

-Brian

Drain and chop bodies right and you can fit quite a lot back there.

Steve

Okay, you people are creeping me out

No need to be creeped out - just think of it as a three-dimensional jigsaw puzzle with articulated pieces...

Steve

Drain and chop? nah, just layer the trunk with plastic and aim the wood chipper exit chute towards the trunk......I'm guessing 25 to 30 bodies

Mike

You need to destroy the chipper shredder after, though as they can be traced. Each one leaves unique cuts on the bones. And make sure the body's good and dead before you use it so it comes out in a nice slop like pudding rather than spraying all over like with a live one. Tough to clean up all the mess after anyway - blood splatter can be picked up with a blacklight.

Steve

if you soak them in vats of acid for a few days before sticking them in the chipper i reckon you could fit up to 60 bodies back there.

then what to do with the human dna ridden acid...

Some morons actually store the drums in their basement for decades...

I live on the water. Best thing is to put 'em in a body bag (so the rotten body doesn't decay past the ropes and weights and come back up a la Scott Peterson - the dumb asshole I hope he fries, but anyway...) Weigh it down good and dump it past the shelf or, a little ore risky long term, but better transportation wise is to dump it in a lobster area as they can skeletonize a body in now time. Properly tied, and weighted you can skip the bag. I always recommend destroying the jaws for dental record purposes.

Steve

Sounds like a thread started by an Italian.


Well, I just stuffed a certain car part in the back of mine. More to come in a week or so.

and that part was?

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

was it a tranny? If not I dont really care

No.

To get back on topic. A tranny fits quite easily in there. A driveshaft aswell . I think you could actually fit 3-4 5mt's in there to be honest.

and just fyi the transmission is quite light. Two people can lift it, maybe one if you man up.

Feed the body to the sharks. Use a wood chipper and feed the body to the sharks as chum. I bet they'd eat that stuff right up!

That's logistically difficult, risky, and sharks aren't as easy as you'd think to find up here. Lobsters are closer to shore and more plentiful with known locations.

To note, the main character feeds a pedophile to a shark (during a flashback) in my first novel. The terrible way the guy went affect his nightmares through the second novel. This was done in So Cal near seal grounds, though.

Steve

What about pigs?

Never trust a man who has a pig farm.