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Haynes Sex Manual
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 9:27 pm
by LegacyPunk
http://www.fastwrx.com/hasexma.html
LOL came across this at school, I should pick one up

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 10:35 pm
by evolutionmovement
Probably incomplete and with some errors like their other manuals.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:25 pm
by BAC5.2
I saw that, it was pretty sweet. MachV is like 30 minutes from me!
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:38 pm
by legacy92ej22t
Mach V's prices suck. Theyr'e cool guys but their stuff is waaaay over priced.
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:39 pm
by Legacy777
that's great. Wonder if I could get it on amazon or something.
Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:44 pm
by Legacy777
hmmm....doesn't look like it.....b&n doesn't have it either......wonder if I could get it special order
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:25 am
by entirelyturbo
Why are you so stuck on getting it Josh?

j/k...
Steve, I wonder if they have inaccurate and outdated diagrams like other Haynes manuals
I, for one, have always enjoyed British humor. Monty Python is still one of my favorites, along with Mr. Bean stuff.
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:40 am
by evolutionmovement
I wonder if they have how to have sex in an early Datsun Z - I could've written that one. IIRC there are four only mildly uncomfortable positions.
Steve
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:42 am
by vrg3
I'd be concerned that a lot of their information would be only relevant or correct for a few models and not others.
Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:25 pm
by Legacy777
this is just one of those particularly humorous things......my ex got me a connect the dot sex book.......similar type of thing.....just funny.
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 1:44 am
by LaureltheQueen
dont need a manual for sex in a station wagon +1
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:20 am
by evolutionmovement
I don't know, Laurel, you'd be surprised about some people!
Steve
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:30 am
by Yukonart
If a person needs a manual for sex, perhaps that's a hint they should NOT be reproducing.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:44 am
by evolutionmovement
That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.
Steve
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:59 am
by Yukonart
evolutionmovement wrote:That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.
Steve
Precisely.

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:41 pm
by entirelyturbo
In all honesty, I should probably get a manual, I think I forgot how to do it...

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:01 pm
by 444turbo
What is sex anyway?
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:55 pm
by Legacy777
I think you really need to look at this book as a source of humor.....but also with the fact.....nobody knows everything....and hey....maybe it has some useful stuff in it.
On a semi-related note......I remember surfin this electronic music site.....they had a section on rants or something....really don't know. But one girl had written about the fact that guys don't know how to give good oral sex. She then proceeded to go on and describe some of the things you should do, don't do....etc etc.
I will say I learned some stuff.....haven't tried it yet.....but from what I remember the outcome looks good
I just wish I remembered where/what site it was on. Either that....or they changed the site and took that section down. Which I think is what happened.......
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:57 am
by evolutionmovement
Female ejaculation - is there anything cooler?
Steve
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:07 am
by THAWA
no?
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:34 am
by LaureltheQueen
i was listening to loveline last night and one of the guests said to twist in opposite directions with both hands and keep your mouth on the tip, does that one sound like a winner?
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:42 am
by evolutionmovement
That's one technique. I like to use different ones as I go up until the point where it's best to repeat the same thing. Soemtimes I stop and start again at the right time just to tease. But anyways...
Mango green tea with a little gin is a good combo.
Steve
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:50 am
by THAWA
i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:53 am
by Yukonart
THAWA wrote:i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?
If I had to guess . . .
. . . and I really hate to. . . .
. . . I'd say "teh cawk"

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:56 am
by evolutionmovement
What the hell, I'm talking about oral sex with women. I thought it was obvious. I haven't drank that much!
Steve