Wipe
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:34 pm
Self explanitory.
MK
MK
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:35 pm
front to back, definitely
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:40 pm
God, no. . .
you mean there's more than one way to wipe "down there"?
you mean there's more than one way to wipe "down there"?
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:56 am
Front to back, because there's nothing worse then a smelly taint! +:- +<>
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:47 am
This is a health issue for the ladies, not so much for us.
I use my hands. I just squeeze my ass cheeks against it. The natural smells contain pheromones that drive women crazy.
Steve
I use my hands. I just squeeze my ass cheeks against it. The natural smells contain pheromones that drive women crazy.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:52 am
LMFAO-you sick bastardo!
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:07 am
My reason for asking is that if you're a female it's front to back, and if your male, chances are also that it's front to back since most likely your mother taught you how to wipe.
MK
MK
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:28 am
LMAO! If you only knew how funn that is! My alcoholic father used to rant and rave whenever the toilet got clogged (130+ yr old house, ancient plumbing) yelling at us with, "Your mother never taught you how to wipe your ass!"
Bastard wasn't even the one who unclogged it.
One time an obnoxious girl neighbor used our upstairs bathroom and rushed out quickly to run home. When I went in there there was shit splattered all over the friggin place as if she had some kind of explosive bowel and flicked her ass in the air just as it went off. You should've heard the yelling that ensued.
It was one of thes sickest and funniest things ever!
Steve
Bastard wasn't even the one who unclogged it.
One time an obnoxious girl neighbor used our upstairs bathroom and rushed out quickly to run home. When I went in there there was shit splattered all over the friggin place as if she had some kind of explosive bowel and flicked her ass in the air just as it went off. You should've heard the yelling that ensued.
It was one of thes sickest and funniest things ever!
Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:59 am
Ah, nothing spells funny like explosive diareha!
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:05 am
Wow this has to be the most disgusting post i've ever read. I feel strangly drawn...
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:52 am
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:53 am
There ya go Steve, you could start a whole new brand of colone "Dessert Ass, the new smell by Evolutionmovement"The natural smells contain pheromones that drive women crazy.
LOL
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:56 am
Gives a new meaning to eau de toilette.
I can imagine the adds:
"You smell like ass."
"Thank you, it's new."
"Something smells like ass in here!"
"That would be me. I just got it at Macy's."
"I like it."
Scented magazine adds could just be given to nasty dudes to use as toilet paper prior to sending it into the mag's marketing dept. Glossy paper would be no good.
Steve
I can imagine the adds:
"You smell like ass."
"Thank you, it's new."
"Something smells like ass in here!"
"That would be me. I just got it at Macy's."
"I like it."
Scented magazine adds could just be given to nasty dudes to use as toilet paper prior to sending it into the mag's marketing dept. Glossy paper would be no good.
Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:06 am
LMAO i think we've got a winner.
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:09 am
Steve has mad advertising skills!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:23 pm
Does this thread show just how dry our well of ideas is?
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:05 pm
It would seem so 
MK
MK
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:51 am
was that supposed to be some real lame pun?subyluvr2212 wrote:Does this thread show just how dry our well of ideas is?
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:08 am
Yeah kinda
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:32 pm
evolutionmovement wrote:Gives a new meaning to eau de toilette.
I can imagine the adds:
"You smell like ass."
"Thank you, it's new."
"Something smells like ass in here!"
"That would be me. I just got it at Macy's."
"I like it."
Scented magazine adds could just be given to nasty dudes to use as toilet paper prior to sending it into the mag's marketing dept. Glossy paper would be no good.
Steve
That should be in the new family guy episodes!!!Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:32 pm
When you're sitting in a ditch and your colon starts to twitch...diarrhea
Your momma asks "What's the matter?" and you hear something splatter...diarrhea
Look for Maalox in your pocket, cause your ass is like a rocket...diarrhea
When you're going on a trip and you feel something drip...diarrhea
Better swallow up that pride, cause you just felt something slide...diahrrhea
When you're out cutting the grass and something's creeping out your ass...diahrrhea
Your momma asks "What's the matter?" and you hear something splatter...diarrhea
Look for Maalox in your pocket, cause your ass is like a rocket...diarrhea
When you're going on a trip and you feel something drip...diarrhea
Better swallow up that pride, cause you just felt something slide...diahrrhea
When you're out cutting the grass and something's creeping out your ass...diahrrhea
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm
we're so grown up here
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:01 pm
Once in a while it's ok to act stupid.
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:36 pm
says the guy who just posted up all the words to the diahrreah song
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:29 pm
Says the Spelling Nazi who can't even spell diarrhea right 