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Ok, since I'm bored.....we will ponder one of the many questions of the universe.

Who would win in a no-holds-bar Ultimate Fighting Championship style fight.

By popular demand the Count has been added to the list, and recount is in order

Oscar


Big Bird


Elmo


Cookie Monster


The Count

I think the Count would win, he's a vampire!

Snuffle-Upagus would be pretty hard to crush, although if you taunted him too much he might be too hurt to keep fighting.

Cookie Monster would kick butt. You ever seen how nuts he goes over some cookies? Have you ever seen how he tears into those things? Now imagine him actually getting mad over something and going ape on everyone in the ring... No contest.

I'd have to agree that among the four (Oscar, Big Bird, Elmo, and Cookie Monster) that Cookie would take the championship title. After all, he is a big freakin' monster.

"A cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C. The last letter of UFC also looks like a C. But, it's not as good as a cookie."

Did you know that Cookie Monster never actually ate any cookies? The oils in real cookies would have damaged the muppet's fabric so they had to paint rice cakes to look like cookies to use when filming the show.

Count would win, not only is he a vampire but he can transform into a bat and fly!

He can also cause lightning to strike on command.

Cookie monster would stand arround like an itiot while the Count would fly above and strike him with lighting. Once he was down he'd transform back and bite his neck turning him into a slave.

I think you guys have the totally wrong idea! They wouldn't fight at all. They're all friends and I bet they would just gather around in a group hug and sing the alphabet. You people are horrible for saying such stuff about these loveable peace-loving puppets who have been kind mentors to children for decades.

If Elmo could keep away from gettin' his sissy little a$$ stomped, he could kill everyone with his annoying shrill voice. My mother got my little nephew a 'Dancing Chicken Elmo' because she thought it was cute. My little nephew loved it... for a few days. Elmo has now gone missing. He was last seen with my sister. If you have any leads as to his whereabouts don't bother reporting it. There is no reward.

Steve

Josh started by asking who would win in UFC-style fight. The subjunctive tense ("would win") implies that we're speaking hypothetically. So, we make the assumption that there is going to be a UFC-style fight between these characters, and decide who we think will win. The answer will, of course, be only valid in a universe where these characters participate in such a fight.

evolutionmovement wrote: If you have any leads as to his whereabouts don't bother reporting it. There is no reward.

Steve

I think I saw him being buried in a 20 ft pit filled with dynamite

You saw nothing. My nephew must have just, uh, misplaced Elmo on his own (it could be with the TV remote). My sister will deny everything.

I think Oscar would win. He's the only one that seems pissed off enough on a regular basis to kick any ass. The others are all lovers at heart and would have a hard time getting into the whole fighting aspect of the UFC. Oscar...all the way!

-Brian

People, people, forgetting something??????

Big Bird is the biggest of all of them, he has humongous feet, and he's got that beak!

Remember, the others have big weaknesses. All he has to do is kick Cookie Monster in the stomach or rip Oscar's eyebrows off, and they're incapacitated. Then he could decapitate them with that beak of his!

Big Bird all the way, baby!

i almost would say elmo, as hes the underdog and might come out ahead......and besides you allways got to watch out for the little guys..

But the count is still the only one who can fly and command lightning bolts.

Cookie monster,man he's crazy man ...just ....crazy.

He has a pet cat and a pet bat! Plus he lives in a freaking castle!

I know Ciper, but he wasn't part of the poll. Of course the Count would win. That's why he's not part of the pole

-Brian

between the battle of the badasses in this poll, cookie monster tromps on oscar the grouch.

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/comp ... &langue=us

He's CRAZY for COOKIES!!

Hmm,

"The count"
( 760 000 results)

versus

"Cookie Monster"
( 82 500 results)


http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/comp ... &langue=us



Thats almost 10:1






Look, he even drives the BAT MOBILE!! CONVERTIBLE NO LESS.

Looks more like an open-top roadster. Unless there is a hardtop he can attach to it sitting in his castle garage.

Of course we all know that Oscar would win!!!
Come on....HE'S A GROUCH! He's got all those hearty discarded table scraps in his trash can to eat... and who knows what else he has in there that he can use to beef up...have you seen the stuff people throw away these days?

Big Bird: too big.....he's cumbersome... have you ever seen him walk?

Elmo: look at him.....that emaciated little runt would have no chance.

Cookie Monster: All he eats is cookies...He's so malnourished that he wouldn't even be able to make it through the first round before passing out.

The only one who even has a chance is The Count...but who is he without his bats and lightning?

You know ciper, the count may be well seen but that doesn't say much for his fighting ability. Maybe he just likes the lime light. Have you ever seen The Unsual Suspects. "The greatest trick the devil ever did was making the world think he didn't exist."

Well..."oscar the grouch" only got 13000 hits on google. I think his shady dealings is to keep the light off of him.
He doesn't like friends, and doesn't want any. He doesn't like the extra attention. He lives in a TRASH CAN. I think there is more to our green little gremlin than meets the eye. I say Oscar all the way.

-Ryan