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Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:58 am**

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:13 am**

Yep, hope no one blew their hands into a million pieces

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:25 am**

Almost got arrested.

Blowing the living hell out of soda cans. :p

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:11 am**

cops were called twice. They thought people were being hurt. Really it was drunken people falling over...

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:10 pm**

Drove 45 minutes to my buddies new house in Frederick, MD. Got stuck in Traffic for an hour. FINALLY got to the party, drank a few beers, threw beads at eachother, almost got in a big fight with some stupid ass schmivic driver, made horrible jokes about Helen Keller and Michael Jackson (which all went over nicely amongs the drunken-ness), wen't back to my friends place to chill for a while, then drove home at 2am so I could get some sleep and go to work this afternoon. It was quite a good time.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:54 am**

walked on the edmonds waterfront, then had dinner overlooking the water/sunset, then went back to art's place and watched zoolander

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 6:54 am**

I shopped my sex machine idea around a party and got several offers to try it out.

If I build it they will come.

Steve

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:02 am**

do it! you should make a 3 speed automatic, and if that sells well, create one with a clutch

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:06 am**

Sex Machine?

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:07 am**

I was in a sex shop once and this yuppie couple were shopping vibrators. The gay guy behind the counter knew them like I know obscure automobiles. One of things I remember him talking about was one called the 'emerald screw' IIRC, and how he thought the previous year's model was better because while it only had 2 speeds, it also had reverse while the new one had three speeds, but they were only in one direction.

I thought it was a riot.

Steve

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:30 am**

The fuck? Sex toys that go in three speeds in one direction versus a speed in reverse?

I'll be the first to say "what's the friggin' difference?"

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:37 pm**

My friend's mom is the regional manager for Lover's Package here in the NW, and she says: "reverse is for pussies, literally." everyone get it that's gonna get it? good, let's move on. Happy fourth, all.. put vibrators in your hands, not explosives.. but let's support our indian brethren by buying their "illegal" goods for our enjoyment --besides, we owe them that much...
you know it's true,
-=Tris

Posted: **Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:56 pm**

Word on the street is that M-80s can now only be bought under the table from the right indians. I miss the days of destroying buckets.

Posted: **Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:28 am**

Hm. Not this Indian.

Steve

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Hey happy 4th of July everyone

Hey happy 4th of July everyone