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"Would You Rather...?" #2
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:49 am
by LaureltheQueen
yikes... probably B though.
Things to consider: ever increasing irritability, tusks
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:52 am
by Yukonart
You are truly bored. . . .
. . . and you're right. I shouldn't have come back to work. I could have stayed there and prevented you from entering this train of thought.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:54 am
by LaureltheQueen
i'm cleaning my room. it's pretty intense.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:55 am
by Yukonart
Yikes. . . . then writing strange shit like this is to be expected. . .
. . . please, proceed.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:59 am
by evolutionmovement
Seems I'm working on #1, so definitely #2. BUT, what kind of sex? I'm assuming female walrus in my case, which is OK (probably better than some human alternatives, in fact), but in your case ... IIRC the male walrus has the largest penis of any land animal (or longest bone or something). I've seen a woman-with-a-horse video and that was scary enough.
Steve
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:20 am
by scottzg
Yea! walrus's are hot!!
I wish human women had tusks!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:22 am
by Yukonart
scottzg wrote:I wish human women had tusks!
Scott. . . . some do.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:26 am
by BAC5.2
Yukonart wrote:scottzg wrote:I wish human women had tusks!
Scott. . . . some do.
Yea, post op
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:30 am
by evolutionmovement
They're not necessarily tusks, more like fangs, but I think women with pronounced canine teeth are hot as hell! One of my sister's many hot friends has that going on. I don't know if that's why David Attell asked her out or if it was her other attributes, but I'm always in awe of those teeth and I'm not a goth/vampire person, either ...
Steve
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:33 pm
by legacy92ej22t
I really don't think I could handle A so I guess it's B for me but I get to be on top!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:21 pm
by QuickDrive
I've seen on discovery channel that walrus' have penis bones almost 2' long...
Therefore, I'm going with A if I have to be on the recieving end of the walrus....
Female walrus.. ya, I'd go for B
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:49 pm
by entirelyturbo
As long as I have a working computer with a reliable Internet connection, I'll stick with A...
evolutionmovement wrote:but I think women with pronounced canine teeth are hot as hell!
No kidding! To be honest, almost any decent-looking (read: not 350lb
) goth chick has a special place on my bod... I mean in my heart...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:44 pm
by tris91ricer
you guys are HI-LARIOUS!
I'd have to go with B just cause i got thing for brown skin..
Oh, and can i shave it first? Or perhaps use some of that spray on hair? Cause, the stock walrus body hair is kinda scratchy...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:05 pm
by vrg3
"Stock."
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:13 am
by THAWA
the fact that so many people would actually have sex with a walrus is beyond me. I am truely disgusted at humanity (not trying to sound too much like steve
)
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:26 am
by BAC5.2
THAWA wrote:the fact that so many people would actually have sex with a walrus is beyond me. I am truely disgusted at humanity (not trying to sound too much like steve
)
No sex ever again also includes your good friend Rosey....
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:34 am
by THAWA
so you'd rather stick your dick in a ton of blubber that belongs to a different species. I'm sorry, but there's something seriously worng with you guys. Also masturbation isnt sex.
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:55 am
by LaureltheQueen
masturbation is sex with someone you love
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:22 am
by AWD_addict
This thread is nasty. Wasn't this question in a book of other awful choices or something like that?
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:41 pm
by evolutionmovement
A walrus is not much different than most midwestern women.
Steve
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:00 pm
by Tleg93
I would rather never have sex again than bump uglies with another species.
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:34 am
by LaureltheQueen
it's from my "would you rather" book
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:34 am
by evolutionmovement
I maintain there are two species of human that are difficult to distinguish physically so to me it's not much different ... unpleasant, perhaps, but not much different than monkey-people mating with whale-people. This is why I'm so selective about sex - I don't want to mistakenly pound a monkey.
Steve
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:05 am
by 123c
I'd do a Walrus