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"Would You Rather Have Sex With...?" #2
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:05 am
by LaureltheQueen
2. definitely
A:
B:

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:07 am
by Yukonart
Coatrack. . . . won't run all over you.
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:09 am
by evolutionmovement
Since I call my mushroom whip the mahogany coat rack, would having sex with it make me homosexual (or at least the 1-eyed monster)?
Steve
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:21 am
by BAC5.2
Mushroom whip?
You could always feed A some drugs and then tell her you had sex with her. I could never bring myself to drug, and then lie to, a coat rack. Just doesn't seem right

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:32 am
by evolutionmovement
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Would throwing the coat rack on the roof count as giving it a date-rape drug?
Steve
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:34 am
by BAC5.2
Certaintly would make it high...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:38 am
by evolutionmovement
Nnniiiccceee.
Steve
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:36 pm
by legacy92ej22t
Damn guys, I had to go with A. There just isn't any orafus (spelling?) for me get my game on on the coat rack and I'll be damned if it's going to visit one of mine!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:42 pm
by entirelyturbo
I'll take her dog if no one else is interested...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:24 pm
by tris91ricer
doood.. leave the poor dog alone, you know he nearly suffocated in that Louis Vuitton Bag...
poor dog...