Okay.. you guys have to see this. I think it even beats Art's memory foam setup, as the mattress and pillows are memory foam, but.. check out the other options.
It's handcarved... and in WA. The guy that owns this is one of my international clients. He's from Nigeria, orginally. Apparently... eh, I'll let y'all decide for yourself.
Baller and half, or what? Think I could find something similar at the Oak Barn?
Id just want to see the workers face when you ask "hi do you have anything with 4 giant penises at the corners?'
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Ugly. There's a couple more tasteful way of using penis motifs and representations for posts that I can think of off the top of my head (maybe I should build a scale model of one ... nah).
If I was going this route, I'd make the bed a big open vage.
Gives me an idea for a fetish high heel shoe with a light up dildo for the heel. Hell, I could probably make a display model of that fairly cheap. MAybe I could get one of my sister's friends to model it. Awesome.
Steve
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Man, if Boy George has a bed like that, his bedroom must look like Vlad the Impaler's front lawn!
Steve
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
Damn! Can't find any appropriate dildos on Ebay for the shoe idea. Guess I could make them out of scrap acrylic rod, but the plastic suppliers around here suck.
Steve
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
I have a bunch of Hollywood models of my designs around, and the dildos are for that. I'd much rather order them online than explain what I want them for at a shop that might not have what I'm looking for (I don't even know if they make small transluscent ones). I think I'll make them out of scrap acrylic rod so I can light them like fiberoptics. Maybe red with a black shoe or something. I must know a girl with a pair of broken high heels. I think my little nephew has a pair of those sneakers that light up, he must have outgrown them by now ...
If I knew how to sew I'd make vagina slippers! Maybe that's less threatening to the homophobes than the dildos. How 'bout I put my foot in your box!
They must sell something like that, I can't believe I'd be the first to think of it.
Steve
Midnight in a Perfect World on Amazon or order anywhere. The first book in a quartet chronicling the rise of a man from angry criminal to philanthropist. Midnight... is a distopic noirish novel featuring 'Duchess', a modified 1990 Subaru Legacy wagon.
LMAO, OMG, you guys went off on this one!
Thought I'd let it sit for a few days to get some real replies. Art- I thought of you when I posted this; you were talking about BALLer ass bedsets, and this one i thought would trump the memory foam.
No, it has more to do with Nigeria, I believe, as he's big into his own culture. This set originated in NM, where one of his houses is at. It's handcarved mohogany, or something.. some kinda expensive wood, that's all I know. Easily worth 20gs, he tells me. But I think those phallic pillars are stuffed with nose candy, if that's the case. (Imagine where it comes out, eh? all white and.. eww..)
You know, I'm just not sure..
hehe, no he's legit, all the way. Works for a local aerospace company, if you catch my drift. Apparently he's got clearances I've never had. Blackhole.
