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My Ass Hurts. . . .

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:20 am
by Yukonart
. . . that is all. :(

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:27 am
by LaureltheQueen
i KNEW you and Tim were up to something while i was at work!

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:28 am
by Yukonart
:oops:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:40 am
by tris91ricer
ummm...? Art, is there something you'd like to tell us?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:42 am
by Yukonart
No. :oops:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:56 am
by THAWA
Dont be ashamed.

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:58 am
by Yukonart
:lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:10 am
by azn2nr
:lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:57 am
by THAWA
:cry:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:28 am
by FG!!
first time anal?

...or first time on the hill this year?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:44 am
by jake15
*dr. evil* i haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl *dr.evil* :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:38 pm
by dscoobydoo
Boy this sounded like a sick fill in the blank- choose your own adventure.

But i can see where everyone's mind went. Sadly, I was on the same bus. :lol:

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:20 pm
by G-reg
I'm guessing snowboarding, always a good way to bust-an-azz. The question is was it gaaaay snowboarding?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:53 pm
by entirelyturbo
Whores!

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:22 pm
by BAC5.2
Didn't use enough Astroglide?

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:27 pm
by Yukonart
*note to self*

Use PLENTY of Astroglide . . . before heading up to the mountain, again. ;)

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 9:10 pm
by legacy92ej22t
Ah shit, the first time anal thread didn't give you any weird idea's did it Art? :lol:

Back in Jr High I was up boarding at Willamette Pass in Oregon and was riding in the half pipe. It was icy and I went for a backside air and got thrown totally wrong. I came down on the tranny (hehe) on only one ass cheek. My ass cheek stayed there and the rest of me kept moving. Lets just say I had a small tear and some bleeding. :evil:

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:16 am
by Yukonart
Damn, Matt. . . . was your ass bare. . . and wet? Sounds like it stuck to the ice when you landed. :lol:

Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:35 am
by -K-
I hope I get back in time to hit the slopes.

You should have seen it coming man with that first time anal thread up.

Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:00 am
by legacy92ej22t
Yukonart wrote:Damn, Matt. . . . was your ass bare. . . and wet? Sounds like it stuck to the ice when you landed. :lol:
Haha, no. It was just a very sudden tug apon impact. The uphill ass cheek hit before the rest of me that was still traveling further down hill. :shock: I felt violated to be quite honost. :oops:

Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:46 pm
by snowboarded
legacy92ej22t wrote: I came down on the tranny (hehe) on only one ass cheek. My ass cheek stayed there and the rest of me kept moving. Lets just say I had a small tear and some bleeding. :evil:
I thought i had it bad last week when i got raped by a 50 foot fun box.
Ouch :shock: