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Rice has been taken to a whole new level....
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 6:53 pm
by ciper
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:09 pm
by georryan
poor soul.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:23 pm
by THAWA
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:32 pm
by legacy92ej22t
OH MY GOD! That thing is hideous! Quote " featured in some sport compact mags" Ya what in the "Look at this piece of crap" section!

That guy should be ashamed of doing that to that poor car.

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:52 pm
by magicmike
ok who else heard this in their mind when they saw that.......TRANSFORMERS...MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!!!!!!!!
ok I must got puke now bye
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:53 pm
by teaguespeed
good for a laugh but not much else.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:22 pm
by ciper
magicmike: You know whats funny? Thats eactly what I was thinking

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:06 pm
by Brat4by4
this was on sale before. in the original auction it clearly stated that this was taking a jab at body kits that are available for cars now-a-days. don't know what the re-sale is about.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:15 am
by import_freak
gag me that things hideous
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:02 am
by entirelyturbo
I have to say I think it's brilliant! What a fine way to diss ricers worldwide! And get this, I've seen REAL body kits that look worse than that!
For a while, I have wanted to buy an old Honda Civic, running or not, bolt a parkbench to the trunklid

, spray-paint APC graffiti-style across the side, wrap the whole thing in Christmas tree lights, smash the taillights in for a home-made "altezza look" etc etc...
But don't worry, I don't have that much time...
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:30 am
by stant093
subyluvr2212 wrote:
For a while, I have wanted to buy an old Honda Civic, running or not, bolt a parkbench to the trunklid

, spray-paint APC graffiti-style across the side, wrap the whole thing in Christmas tree lights, smash the taillights in for a home-made "altezza look" etc etc......
nicley stated

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 4:28 am
by magicmike
Hey, not every civic is "riced out" ahumm, check my sig

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:16 am
by Grant
Dude I am going out and buying a park bench tomorrow. Think of the down force that would create! Is that body kit made out of plywood or does it just look like it to me? Something about this thin Colorado air makes people do stupid stuff. I saw this Cavalier the other day with a home made bondo zit sticking about 10-15 inches above the hood pointed towards the driver. It was the ugliest and most ridiculous thing I have evr seen until today.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:18 am
by Grant
I just noticed that he has $4500 written in the window of it. Lowered his standards it seems. The scariest thing is that there is 4 bids and it's at $1525.
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:30 pm
by magicmike
Yes that is all plywood....that has been stained no doubt LMAO!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:20 pm
by 91White-T
Yo, dat shiznit is HOTT
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:02 pm
by magicmike
Fo Shizzle my Nizzle Bo-bizzle Fo-fizzle
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:57 pm
by entirelyturbo
I sure wouldn't own it down here, we have too many termites

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:13 pm
by Dr Nick
Oh man!! After having a really bad day at work I really needed that to make me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
It takes an uncommon mind to think of something like a wooden bodykit!
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 12:45 am
by LegacyPunk
There are no words to describe it's stupidity.
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:56 am
by scottzg
that car needs a wooden hood, wooden fenders, and possibly some wooden windows.
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:30 am
by Dr Nick
Scott, what shade of tint do you think would be suitable for the wooden windows?

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:31 am
by scottzg
nothing too dark, you still want to be able to see....
Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:40 pm
by import_freak
its kind of like the old woody wagons only what would it be a woody hatch back?
Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:43 am
by LaureltheQueen
I've riced out my wagon with duct tape and cardboard bodykits, rocket launchers, flames, spoiler, sti logos, etc, Once i find photos, i'll post them.
The story with this crx, the guy posts on crxresource.org, and he did the same thing with another old shitbox. Once he sold it, he got the crx, with the money he made with the first one. People "invested" money into it, and when he sold it, they all made the percentage that they invested into it back out.