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Favorite Dave Chapelle episode

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:03 pm
by Tleg93
What's your favorite Chapelle show episode if you like him at all.

Not sure what the point of this is but it's kinda funny.

http://www.chokeabitch.com/

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:23 pm
by legacy92ej22t
What did the four fingers say to the face? SLAP! Haha, I'm Rick James BITCH!

Cocaine, it's a powerful drug.

That Wayne Brady episode was funny as hell too.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:45 pm
by Subaru_Nation555
I don't watch his show all that much but of the ones I've seen I really like the song about drugs and STDs. That and the song about R-Kelly peeing on girls.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:45 pm
by skid542
The race elections were priceless. That and the singing white girl are my favorites.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:20 pm
by BAC5.2
The Black Bush was the best episode.

"I got a coalition of the willing! 40 Nations! Ready to roll son!"

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 11:11 pm
by G-reg
THATS A GOOD MOTHA *&^%'IN BEER MOTHA (*&^%'ER
Image
MMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!

Man at table: Could you please stop yelling?
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES???"

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!

It'll get you drunk! You'll be f#@*ing fat girls in no time!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:07 am
by stant093
G-reg wrote:THATS A GOOD MOTHA *&^%'IN BEER MOTHA (*&^%'ER
Image
MMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!

Man at table: Could you please stop yelling?
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES???"

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!

It'll get you drunk! You'll be f#@*ing fat girls in no time!

That was a funny ass episode!!

One of the best i saw was the Niggar family...man i was in stitches :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:17 am
by AWD_addict
Black Bush was a great bit. The Real World one was also pretty funny. Everyone ends up doing the white guy's girlfriend.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:38 am
by dzx
Is wayne brady gonna have to slap a hoe? Loved that episode. Liked the one where he did a grand theft auto imitation.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:44 am
by -K-
The one where he played a blind black man in the clan, most offensive thing I've ever seen on TV and damn funny.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:20 pm
by snowboarded
-K- wrote:The one where he played a blind black man in the clan, most offensive thing I've ever seen on TV and damn funny.
My favorite one too.
best quote - "If you have hate in your heart, let it out. white power!"

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:24 pm
by 206er
I'm rick james bitch!
Its a celebration!
fuck yo couch nigga!
the darkness is spreading!
what did the 5 fingers ssay to the face? SLAP!
they never should of given you niggas money!
I wish I had 2 more hands... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!
cocaine is a hell of a drug hehe he (damn, the real rick james was pretty cracked out :lol: )

the wayne brady episode was awesome too.
Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
break yoself foo!
thats not an option, smoke that shit or we have a problem!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:33 pm
by Tleg93
The Wayne Brady episode was funny especially because Wayne Brady was on it.

"This ain't no after school special, smoke it"

WAYNE: I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X, huh mother f@#*er?

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:33 pm
by Matsumoto
Nothing beats the reparations one. I'm on the floor everytime i see that one. :lol:

"Truck driver? I aint no truck driver. I'm a janitor. I just bought this truck straight cash! It 's got enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives! I'M RICH BIATCH!!"

:lol:

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 8:08 pm
by BAC5.2
I love that. "I bought this truck straight cash!"

"I smoke rock, Joe Rogan."
"This ain't the first time I tasted penis, Joe Rogan."

Re: Favorite Dave Chapelle episode

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:30 pm
by snowboarded
creel wrote:What's your favorite Chapelle show episode if you like him at all.

Not sure what the point of this is but it's kinda funny.

http://www.chokeabitch.com/
very similar, very funny if you have seen the movie

http://darthno.ytmnd.com/

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 11:39 pm
by AWD_addict
"Is this your son?"
"No, I bought this baby straight cash!"

Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 3:52 am
by J-MoNeY
"Darkness!" - Ahh ahh ahhhhhhh.

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 7:24 am
by 555BCTurbo
Definately the Clayton Bigsby episode all the way!!!


"Jasper, there's a nigger around here!!"

"Woogy boogy nigger, woogy boogy"



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:36 am
by 93forestpearl
My roommate just bought season two. I like the Prince episode besides the ones listed. I need to watch the rest of them. Is Dave done, or will there be any more seasons?