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Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:20 am**

I'm sobering up so i can go drink.

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:48 am**

I can't say i've found it funny in a while...

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:44 pm**

It's funny, you just need to be twisted.

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:42 pm**

Amateur

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:27 am**

It's almost worth a quick grin..
It's nearly a laugh but it's really a cry.

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:45 am**

well, the thing about it is not so much it's hilariousness, but it's anti-hilariousness... what with global warming, war, famine, poverty, death, disease, and numerous other things, it's easy for the world's citizens to see the darker side of things, rather than the humerous side that others prefer to occupy.

maybe the reason the world is funny is because stewie from family guy tried to assasinate the guy from mr. roger's neighborhood...

or maybe it's the legacy sedan I saw today with plastic wal-mart spinner hubcaps...

it might be the fact that there's an alley in portland where things fall up if the dice are loaded, or possibly that deer that my brother's girlfriend hit with her brand new car the day she got it...

who the #$(% knows? enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:32 am**

If I didn't look for the humor in things, I would be one grumpy, awnry(sp) sumbitch that didn't get along with anyone.

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:18 pm**

Exactly... I find that if I don't look for the humor in every situation, I end up frustrated, angry, depressed, what have you. Family Guy and American Dad definately help keep things light.

I also find it extremely amusing when I see someone that thought it'd be a good idea to put spinner hubcaps on. Especially so when they lost one, or only did the front two wheels, or something super-ghetto like that. Oh, with the big adjustable cardboard-and-duct-tape Superbird-style useless wing. Masking tape racing stripes, and Type R coffee cans are good too.

There's even a Civic hatchback around town here that has the orange/white classic Hemi 'Cuda paint job. I can't help but laugh my ass off whenever I encounter him...

Posted: **Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:09 pm**

I was quoting "Pigs" by Pink Floyd. Well, kind of...it actually says 'you're' instead of 'it'. However you slice it, the "Animals" album is an excellent reference to what this thread is about, good album.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:05 am**

creel wrote:I was quoting "Pigs" by Pink Floyd. Well, kind of...it actually says 'you're' instead of 'it'. However you slice it, the "Animals" album is an excellent reference to what this thread is about, good album.

WORD! amazing album.

as far as the original post, I hate alcohol, so yea... I've given it multiple tries, but I just can't see the appeal.

But yes, the world really can be quite funny.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:48 am**

I think im just irritated by my new gf. I've known her for about 5 yrs as friends and she's always really wanted to date. But she's the kind of girl that flirts with every guy that talks to her even if she doesnt mean it. seems like every time i talk to her she's hanging out at some guy she just mets house...

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:27 am**

dzx wrote:I think im just irritated by my new gf. I've known her for about 5 yrs as friends and she's always really wanted to date. But she's the kind of girl that flirts with every guy that talks to her even if she doesnt mean it. seems like every time i talk to her she's hanging out at some guy she just mets house...

Immediately popped in to my head:

My girl's got a big mouth
With which she blabbers a lot
She laughs at most everything
Whether it's funny or not
And if you see her
Tell her it's over now

I want a girl who will laugh for no one else
When I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
When I'm away she never leaves the house
I want a girl who laughs for no one else

weezer song.

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:32 am**

blue disk, can't remember the name either.

As far as the new gf, don't frett. Usually when a girl starts dating a guy, usually she scrables to see if its her best option. That just how they operate. Untill they say they are committed, they are "window shopping"

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:45 pm**

My favorite GF lyrics are the following:

Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents, might as well throw them out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you you ho, I don't want you back

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:14 am**

I'm not too worried about it, she wants me to propose which wont be happening for a couple years. It's just irritating as all hell.

Interesting how those lyrics match her

Posted: **Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:12 am**

dzx wrote:Interesting how those lyrics match her

I hope you don't mean mine

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