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Send Paris an e-mail with a question in it then look for the answers on yahoo December 8th.

Here is the e-mail address to ask her stuff:

parishiltonqa@yahoo.com


This is 100% real. If you don't believe me then check Yahoo's homepage.

She knows how to use the internet?

No...but her dog does.

I'm sure her secretary does

subawhatsubawho wrote:No...but her dog does.

ferret!


sheesh

Its not a dog?

Oh

wiscon_mark wrote:Its not a dog?

Oh

She traded in the dog for a ferret. "everyone has a dog"


Or so i hear, i dont follow this stuff





honest

apparently you do

Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

subawhatsubawho wrote:Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

And too many STDs making their way to you.

hey, at least you got high class crabs

subawhatsubawho wrote:Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

have you seen the sex tapes, she's no good

i want to as her "why do you look like a blow up doll in bed???"

I would break her skinny ass.

It's ok if she sucks in bed...I will just have to work harder and train her. I hope she has lube....LOL

I'd make her "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" (Deliverance)

She'd be like banging the lab skeleton in biology classes and probably half as fun.

Watch out for STDs - I heard from a Vietnam veteran that a lot of so-called MIA guys really died of a VD that rots your junk off and then (mercifully) kills you. They died in a military hospital in Tokyo and were listed MIA to make it easier on the familes (supposedly). There's still no cure for this one.

I make fun of this broad in the third novel.

Steve

evolutionmovement wrote:Watch out for STDs - I heard from a Vietnam veteran that a lot of so-called MIA guys really died of a VD that rots your junk off and then (mercifully) kills you. They died in a military hospital in Tokyo and were listed MIA to make it easier on the familes (supposedly). There's still no cure for this one.Steve

Mark- Those are the drips...get it?

You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)

I just watched the answer video on yahoo. SHE LIKES FACIALS!!


I am soooo in like Flyn!!

Hey Paris...smile!

dzx wrote:You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)

that parasite is actually a fish that lives in the amazon and the likes. It can't get in unless it has something to swim up, like a stream of urine. so as long as you don't pee directly into the amazon, or something like that, I'd say you're safe. The fish swims up and then sticks out spikes to keep it from getting pushed out when you pee next

LaureltheQueen wrote:

dzx wrote:You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)

that parasite is actually a fish that lives in the amazon and the likes. It can't get in unless it has something to swim up, like a stream of urine. so as long as you don't pee directly into the amazon, or something like that, I'd say you're safe. The fish swims up and then sticks out spikes to keep it from getting pushed out when you pee next

okay, can we stop now?

subewha- I got it before...

Mental note: Stay the hell away from the amazon as to not get pricked in the dick. OUCH!!