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For about 7 months now...

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:22 am
by Jr.SubaruLvr
I've been suspecting my girlfriend of cheating on me. It all started about 7 months ago when she would start coming home late from work at least 2-3 nights a week. I figured at first it's nothing, as she has an office job and she's always got work to be done, but every time she'd come home, she'd always give me the same excuse, with the same words, and she'd never look me in the eye. "Stayed back at work for a couple hours, had to finish up."

So, naturally I started getting suspicious. I didn't say anything to anybody, I just kept to myself. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, but she just didn't seem as if she was into the sex as much as she used to be. I thought maybe she was just getting bored, so I introduced toys into the bedroom. That didn't help very much, she just didn't seem to be into it at all.

So finally last week, I decided that I've just about had enough! I told her I was going bowling with the guys, but really I just went out the door and hid beside our apartment building. Surely enough, I see a car pull up to the front entrance, and she comes out of the building and into the car, I run from the side of the building to a nearby parked car on the road so I can get a better view of the guy's license plate. Then I noticed some rust on the wheel well of the car which I was standing by, and that reminded me of the rust on my '93 Civic.

My question is, can I do anything about the rust myself? Or am I just better off getting it done at a body shop?

Thanks.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:30 am
by magicmike
I'm confused

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:31 am
by Kelly
Best fuggin laugh I've had in a long time.

My GF went to Mexico this week. As I took her to the airport, I gave her the "buddy system" speech, and a three pack of condoms. 8)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:41 am
by Splinter
Man that joke takes me back.

Re: For about 7 months now...

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:01 am
by Binford
Jr.SubaruLvr wrote:My question is, can I do anything about the rust myself? Or am I just better off getting it done at a body shop?

Thanks.
Some things are better left to a pro. :wink: :lol:

That was great! :lol:

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:14 am
by JC
lmao

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:00 am
by NICO
hahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhah that story was fucked, i am stoned and that fucked me up. LOL i cant stop laughing.

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:56 pm
by BAC5.2
HAHA, that's fuckin awesome dude. Holy shit.

Rust should definately be handled by a pro. Otherwise your car will look like mine ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:28 pm
by magicmike
I cant really see the humor in this due to the fact that this actually happened to me.....

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:06 pm
by dzx
I'm laughing even though I shouldn't be.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:31 am
by Subtle
Good story

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:07 am
by entirelyturbo
BAHAHAHAHA! Good shit!

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:33 am
by subawhatsubawho
It's too bad we know you are all gay.



David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts]
Cal: Fuck you!
David: Aww.

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:21 pm
by NICO
hahahah LOL this thread is killing me the story the pepole trying to fig it out the gay thing, hahahahhaha, please stop please hahahahah LOL.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:23 am
by tris91ricer
Civic owner? I'd cheat on you, too. :-p