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As some of you may know, my extra-sexual life has been drowning, terribly.

And now, for the first time in almost 2 years, there's this girl.. . . .

Her name is Jessica. She has this amazingly cute face, with a lovely nose, and her eyes have this sparkle.

This is the first girl to even talk to me in, oh, I don't know how long its been. And here I am, falling. I'm in so much trouble. What do I do??

For a long time, I've looked around, seen all these girls that I find attractive, but have nothing really in common with. (This remains to be seen, I'm sure )
But this girl. . . *sigh* is this a good idea? She talked to me, I danced, I DANCED WITH HER1!! This is the first time I've danced in public, had a good time, and looked good doing it.

She called me "cute and beautiful" *blush*

Okay, so I've had a few and I'm rambling. . . Anyway. .
Cliffs notes:
Met a girl
Its been a long time
Bite for the first fish?

Tell me this. What have you got to lose? I mean..really. You're what..20? Take a risk or two. The worst that can happen is that she takes your heart and smashes it..but..you never know...

Good god man, DO IT!!! I only wish it would happen to me. All I get is twisted metal these days.

Manarius wrote:Tell me this. What have you got to lose? I mean..really. You're what..20? Take a risk or two. The worst that can happen is that she takes your heart and smashes it..but..you never know...

Yup, that's about it.

I say go for it, Tristan.

Run away! You're better off alone.

I say you owe it to yourself to go for her. it sucks to be alone for so long. Ive been in the same boat as you, and just recently started dating this girl Ive had my eye on for a while. believe me its an awesome feeling to know that you arent a total loser and girls actually DO find you attractive/interesting.

evolutionmovement wrote:Run away! You're better off alone.

You're the kind of guy we see in those sitcoms at the speed dating in the corner playing with his cell phone, aren't you?

Based on your description, go for it. Go for that first fish like Troy McClure at the aquarium.

It probably will end in tragedy, but you will have fun before that.

Yeah, see, I'm inclined to agree with steve, although. . . I'm also inclined to agre with mr virgin, too. I DO only live once.
Did I mention I cheated a soldier out of this? Heheh, she met this guy on myspace who turns out to be in the army.
But, when we showed up on base (ft lewis) to pick him up, (this was a 3hr ride) he was getting drunk with his boys, and they were having a "key party". (No joke, total swapping :ugh:) and they were all buckled as hell. :ugh:^nth.
So anyway, I had it in the bag before we even met him.
ha, then we still dragged him off to puyallup anyway, just so he could pass out. It was great.
Oh, did I mention she drives a 92 civic, in white? Hahahahha. Its okay, I'll look past it. Either way, it sounds like we're both smitten.

Look at this drivel, do you understand how bad this is?
Oh, and then this morning, after getting in around 430am, I set the alarm on my sidekick to wake me at 830 to call my doctor to schedule an appt. Well, the alarm went off, but it wouldn't stop11!!! Omg wanted to throw the sidekick. For nearly an hour this thing didn't respond. To anything. Not even a phone call could interrupt it. I ended up doing some kinda reset after calling t-hobile, and now its finishing downloading all my backed up data from the servers. . . But at least I got up!

Okay, gotta go. I gotta get my haircut and a buncha other stuff, and pack a bag. I know exactly where I'm sleeping tonite.

OMFG I Didn't realize it was this bad. DON'T DO IT! Get rid of T-Mobile!!

I was half kidding about staying single. Nobody accomplishes anything by giving in to fear.

That's a cruel joke, Mr. Tristan. I'm going to have to kick you in the balls for that.

She's a Succubus! I swear!














J/K! Go for it man! Have fun!

congrats on finding someone you can stand, Tristan

Good luck, you're gonna need it. For some reason there is a kinda strategy to dating and keeping them interested. Women love attention and as the saying goes, flattery will get you everywhere

dzx wrote:Women love attention and as the saying goes, flattery will get you everywhere

Hmmm... depends on the woman.

Don't forget, women love the chase. Make yourself unavailable and women go nuts. Constantly paying attention to them and over-flattering them gets old to them really quick.

tried that hard to get one when 2 chicks were throwing themselves at me. they called me gay

wiscon_mark wrote:congrats on finding someone you can stand, Tristan

you mean someone that can stand Tristan. Just messing with you. Im glad you can find someone. Ohh and get rid of the suckkick. I did. Even tho it does have that cool hidden game that I showed you.

pick her up man!



And then get another one, and see if you can get them to go at it while you videotape the scene and make millions on ebay.

That's what i'd do.

WWsD?

But I thought...

scottzg wrote:I'm not a fan of the vagina.

I'm a fan of MONEY.

You can do it! You can do it ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

Seriously though, WTF? Hot chick + available = jump on that shit before someone else does.

She's complimenting you. That's a real good sign homie. Do something before she's complimenting some other guy's wang.

Be the ghost. Get the Ms. Pac Man!

OK, all I have to say is: you knew what you were going to do BEFORE you posted this, so just laugh at what everyone else has to say and go with what you planned.

yeah, hows this going for you?

scottzg wrote:I'm a fan of MONEY.

Well, you CAN have both ya know.