WAPCE
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:10 pm
So I pull into the Burger King drive-through this morning, my mouth watering for the new French Toast breakfast sandwich. Mmmm, mmmm. The woman takes my order for a French Toast sandwich with sausage, hash browns, and an orange juice...
Then I looked in the corner of the menu, and saw the one thing on the menu that was the reason I started going to Burger King for breakfast in the first place: Cini-Minis!! I had to have some, and for only 99¢, how could I say no? So I placed an order for Cini-Minis, and knew I was off to a great start this morning.
Then I got to work and parked and ate my delicious French Toast sandwich and my delectable hash browns. After that, I was ready for some Cini-Minis!
I dug down in the bag, grabbed the box of Cini-Minis, and it felt a little light, like something was missing...
...
That bitch forgot to give me my icing for the Cini-Minis!
Now I've got 4 Cini-Minis that I can't do anything with, because I have no icing to dip them in. I wasted 99¢ on worthless, dry, Cini-Minis because I can't eat them without icing.
My day is now ruined. I'm going to go home after work, turn all the lights off, and listen to Barry Manilow until I fall asleep.
And why did this happen? Because a woman was manning the drive-thru window.
Thus, WAPCE.
That is all.
Then I looked in the corner of the menu, and saw the one thing on the menu that was the reason I started going to Burger King for breakfast in the first place: Cini-Minis!! I had to have some, and for only 99¢, how could I say no? So I placed an order for Cini-Minis, and knew I was off to a great start this morning.
Then I got to work and parked and ate my delicious French Toast sandwich and my delectable hash browns. After that, I was ready for some Cini-Minis!
I dug down in the bag, grabbed the box of Cini-Minis, and it felt a little light, like something was missing...
...
That bitch forgot to give me my icing for the Cini-Minis!
Now I've got 4 Cini-Minis that I can't do anything with, because I have no icing to dip them in. I wasted 99¢ on worthless, dry, Cini-Minis because I can't eat them without icing.
My day is now ruined. I'm going to go home after work, turn all the lights off, and listen to Barry Manilow until I fall asleep.
And why did this happen? Because a woman was manning the drive-thru window.
Thus, WAPCE.
That is all.