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WAPCE

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:10 pm
by entirelyturbo
So I pull into the Burger King drive-through this morning, my mouth watering for the new French Toast breakfast sandwich. Mmmm, mmmm. The woman takes my order for a French Toast sandwich with sausage, hash browns, and an orange juice...

Then I looked in the corner of the menu, and saw the one thing on the menu that was the reason I started going to Burger King for breakfast in the first place: Cini-Minis!! I had to have some, and for only 99¢, how could I say no? So I placed an order for Cini-Minis, and knew I was off to a great start this morning.

Then I got to work and parked and ate my delicious French Toast sandwich and my delectable hash browns. After that, I was ready for some Cini-Minis!

I dug down in the bag, grabbed the box of Cini-Minis, and it felt a little light, like something was missing...







...











That bitch forgot to give me my icing for the Cini-Minis!

Now I've got 4 Cini-Minis that I can't do anything with, because I have no icing to dip them in. I wasted 99¢ on worthless, dry, Cini-Minis because I can't eat them without icing.

My day is now ruined. I'm going to go home after work, turn all the lights off, and listen to Barry Manilow until I fall asleep.

And why did this happen? Because a woman was manning the drive-thru window.

Thus, WAPCE.

That is all.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:22 pm
by Yukonart
Seriously . . . THAT is not WAPCE. . . .

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:57 pm
by snowboarded
Its more PAPCS.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:46 pm
by 206er
can someone make a list of what all the intraweb acronyms mean?
ciniminis rule, but no icing! daaaaamn! thats a hurter.

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:44 am
by corsair
I might be wrong but here goes

WAPCE= women are pure concentrated evil

and

PAPCS= people are pure concentrated suckage (or your favorite S flavored expletitive)

cini-minis are basically death in a box, I luh them

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:00 am
by thefultonhow
corsair wrote:PAPCS= people are pure concentrated suckage (or your favorite S flavored expletitive)
I thought it was "people are pure concentrated stupid," which would apply quite well in this situation.

While we're on the topic of acronyms, what does WTLW mean?

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:38 am
by AWD_addict
was topic last week

The people working the drivethrough were probably just high out of their minds. Like at the Martin Luthor Burger King in Seattle. One time my friend ordered chicken tenders, the girl said they were out so he could have a frosty instead. She was wearing a hooded sweatshirt under her burger-headset and dancing when we got to the window. :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:39 am
by J-MoNeY
WATIG - Women are the inferior gender. :-P.

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:27 am
by 206er
AWD_addict wrote:was topic last week

The people working the drivethrough were probably just high out of their minds. Like at the Martin Luthor Burger King in Seattle. One time my friend ordered chicken tenders, the girl said they were out so he could have a frosty instead. She was wearing a hooded sweatshirt under her burger-headset and dancing when we got to the window. :lol:
the CD is off the hook. 8)

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:07 am
by snowboarded
thefultonhow wrote:...I thought it was "people are pure concentrated stupid," which would apply quite well in this situation...
that is correct.