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How To: Get back at Credit card companies
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:44 am
by SubaruNation
lol this is SO sweet.
http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/bulkmailer/
not a bad way to get back at junk mailer(s)
i plan on trying it out

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 12:16 pm
by New92
Fun, Fun, Fun!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:18 pm
by Dynamic Entry
That's pretty awesome. I think we have a bit less opportunity in Canada, but I might go check my pile of junk mail that awaits recycling......
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 5:39 pm
by Redlined
OMG I cant stop laughing!
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 7:30 pm
by 93forestpearl
My dad used to cut up old porn mags and send them back to junk mailers like that.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 1:39 am
by asc_up
It's genius!!
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:06 am
by evolutionmovement
Sending packages doesn't do anything - the PO just tosses them, but there's nothing stopping you sending something (or nothing) in the envelope.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:19 am
by SubaruNation
93forestpearl wrote:My dad used to cut up old porn mags and send them back to junk mailers like that.
ha ha that would be sweet! if only there was like...really old people porn. then this would be hilarious!
evolutionmovement wrote:Sending packages doesn't do anything - the PO just tosses them, but there's nothing stopping you sending something (or nothing) in the envelope.
uh... Doesn't do anything?
sending the packages, especially the heavy ones (soon to come lol) ensures that postal workers get their worth from the companies that use direct mail.
The companies DO receive what you send them, it's been tested
i highly doubt that the PO tosses packages, and im just waiting on some junk mail....
THEN there will be awesome...ness
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:20 am
by SubaruNation
If yo do this, post a pic of what you send them back

Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:10 pm
by evolutionmovement
They DO NOT. They USED to. Maybe. New regulations allow the PO to toss them. The barcodes for the envelopes do not scan for packages and they are discarded. All you're doing is annoying a PO employee and helping the Dumpster contractor.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 5:18 pm
by SubaruNation
psh

prove it
The barcodes don't even do anything,
they are there to look "official" every barcode on EVERY direct mail from a specific company is exactly the same. at the most it is for identification of where to send the (return) the mail to.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:03 pm
by evolutionmovement
No, it's an ID on the type of mail it is. That's why the barcodes are the same. But that's common sense, but since we're trusting random internet sites:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_356.html
This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:06 pm
by ciper
evolutionmovement wrote:This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.
Sounds like something you'd say when trying to give him anal sex.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:46 pm
by evolutionmovement
LOL, I actually reworded it a little as it sounded worse the first time.
Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:06 pm
by SubaruNation
ciper wrote:evolutionmovement wrote:This will all go much easier if people stop doubting me.
Sounds like something you'd say when trying to give him anal sex.
lame.
I still don't see any proof.
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:58 am
by skid542
Ahaha, classic Steve quote.
He's right though, that bar code does designate what kind of postage it is and if the automatic sorting machine sees that code associated with a box it will kick it out. Now if you were to fill the envelope with leadshot - double envelope it for security, then it'd likely go through.
I love the idea, but today's automation does put a hamper on your options.
If you don't believe us, go ask your mail man next time you see him or go into a Post Office.
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:34 am
by SubaruNation
negative nancys is what you guys are

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:07 am
by Arctic Assassian
+1 for hope.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:42 am
by evolutionmovement
Send them powder* and they'll probably clear out their offices - better than a brick which would be discarded at the building's mail department. Oil sticks to paper well, make sure you wear gloves just in case they have no sense of humor as much of the world seems not to.
*I don't actually recommend this. Only included for purposes of humor.
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:45 am
by Murphy
skid542 wrote: Now if you were to fill the envelope with leadshot - double envelope it for security, then it'd likely go through.
yeah it sounds like, as long as it fits inside the envelope then it will go through no matter what is inside. the only thing you cannot do is attach the envelope to an object or package.
this sounds like a great way to get rid of cds tha i do not like or no longer work anymore, i have a ton of WAY outdated games that will no longer work on my pc i need to get rid of. i can just break them in half to make them fit
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:08 am
by SubaruNation

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you guys are killing me.
i'm doing the regular one then ...

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:36 pm
by BAC5.2
Just tape it to a "flat rate" envelope or one of those priority envelopes.
Fill with concrete.
Send.
Even if it doesn't work, someone has to pay for the mail man to pick it up.
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:49 am
by SubaruNation
BAC5.2 wrote:Just tape it to a "flat rate" envelope or one of those priority envelopes.
Fill with concrete.
Send.
Even if it doesn't work, someone has to pay for the mail man to pick it up.
FINALLY!
A Beliver!!
lol, thanks BAC 5.2!
i just combed my dog (alot, like ALOT) and filled an envelope with it ha ha ha i wish i took pictures.
SO much hair into a small white envelope,

it's coming out the sides and stuff
this will never get old!

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:31 am
by greg donovan
i have prety artistic friend that draws awesome little cartoons on the envelopes when he sends them back empty.
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:34 pm
by SubaruNation
hell yes,
another
