Favorite Dave Chapelle episode

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Favorite Dave Chapelle episode

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What's your favorite Chapelle show episode if you like him at all.

Not sure what the point of this is but it's kinda funny.

http://www.chokeabitch.com/
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What did the four fingers say to the face? SLAP! Haha, I'm Rick James BITCH!

Cocaine, it's a powerful drug.

That Wayne Brady episode was funny as hell too.
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I don't watch his show all that much but of the ones I've seen I really like the song about drugs and STDs. That and the song about R-Kelly peeing on girls.
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The race elections were priceless. That and the singing white girl are my favorites.
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The Black Bush was the best episode.

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THATS A GOOD MOTHA *&^%'IN BEER MOTHA (*&^%'ER
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MMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!

Man at table: Could you please stop yelling?
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES???"

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G-reg wrote:THATS A GOOD MOTHA *&^%'IN BEER MOTHA (*&^%'ER
Image
MMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!

Man at table: Could you please stop yelling?
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK, HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES???"

YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!!!

It'll get you drunk! You'll be f#@*ing fat girls in no time!

That was a funny ass episode!!

One of the best i saw was the Niggar family...man i was in stitches :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Black Bush was a great bit. The Real World one was also pretty funny. Everyone ends up doing the white guy's girlfriend.
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Is wayne brady gonna have to slap a hoe? Loved that episode. Liked the one where he did a grand theft auto imitation.
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The one where he played a blind black man in the clan, most offensive thing I've ever seen on TV and damn funny.
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-K- wrote:The one where he played a blind black man in the clan, most offensive thing I've ever seen on TV and damn funny.
My favorite one too.
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I'm rick james bitch!
Its a celebration!
fuck yo couch nigga!
the darkness is spreading!
what did the 5 fingers ssay to the face? SLAP!
they never should of given you niggas money!
I wish I had 2 more hands... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down!
cocaine is a hell of a drug hehe he (damn, the real rick james was pretty cracked out :lol: )

the wayne brady episode was awesome too.
Is wayne brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
break yoself foo!
thats not an option, smoke that shit or we have a problem!
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The Wayne Brady episode was funny especially because Wayne Brady was on it.

"This ain't no after school special, smoke it"

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Nothing beats the reparations one. I'm on the floor everytime i see that one. :lol:

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I love that. "I bought this truck straight cash!"

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Re: Favorite Dave Chapelle episode

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creel wrote:What's your favorite Chapelle show episode if you like him at all.

Not sure what the point of this is but it's kinda funny.

http://www.chokeabitch.com/
very similar, very funny if you have seen the movie

http://darthno.ytmnd.com/
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Definately the Clayton Bigsby episode all the way!!!


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Post by 93forestpearl »

My roommate just bought season two. I like the Prince episode besides the ones listed. I need to watch the rest of them. Is Dave done, or will there be any more seasons?
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