
And in the blue corner, the beer battler, the sultan of anti-smart, the lancelot of losers, OSWALD from the Drew Carey Show!

Rule number 1 of Thunderdome: There are no rules! This is a no-holds barred battle to end battles of who's the king of stupid! The last man (or livestock) standing is the epitome of idiocy!
So who wins and by what method?