Are Subarus Gay?

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Kelly
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Post by Kelly »

Oh yes, I move my crank back and forth plenty. But Im a professionall, and wouldnt recomend you folks trying it at home. 8)


Oh, and it just wont die. It doesnt like to Idle very well, and she smokes more than I do. But she still sees 15PSI daily, usually when cold at high RPMs with 230K on the clock. Durable fricken motors these are, unless its one owned by Doug. Those dont tend to last this long. :D
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But I like to make mine huff nitrous while I bang mine!
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Post by Kelly »

Huffing nitrous is bad for your health.
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Post by entirelyturbo »

I move my crank back and forth almost every day, sometimes two or three times a day...
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Post by douglas vincent »

I like to place plastic bags over my heads while huffing nitrous and moving my crank.

Ok,......


Thats enough.....
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Post by jamal »

now that's what I call auto-erotic asphyxiation
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Post by -K- »

I don't see much to worry about unless you are a girl.
It seems to be just a lesbian thing not all gays.

On the plus side some lesbians might check out your car......
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Post by evolutionmovement »

Gay men tend to like Jags among others, but not really Subarus.

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Post by tris91ricer »

*OH SNAP*

He NAILED it! (Was that a fags in jags joke, then?)

And girl cars tend to be things like DSMs. Cars with hips, like the 'clipse. Oh, and ultra-gay (looking, at least) cars are Z3 coupes. Never ride double-dick with the top down. . . You'll hear HOLLAR! more times than you'd like to count.

..Or just cruise thru Wallingford in a sweatervest.
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Post by LegacyPunk »

My car's not gay....its just in love with itself.

edited for punctuation
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