Paris Hilton Q&A...this is real.

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:57 am

Send Paris an e-mail with a question in it then look for the answers on yahoo December 8th.

Here is the e-mail address to ask her stuff:

parishiltonqa@yahoo.com

This is 100% real. If you don't believe me then check Yahoo's homepage.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:32 am

She knows how to use the internet?

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:52 pm

No...but her dog does.

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:15 am

I'm sure her secretary does

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:33 pm

subawhatsubawho wrote:No...but her dog does.

ferret!

sheesh

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:03 pm

Its not a dog?

Oh

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:31 pm

wiscon_mark wrote:Its not a dog?

Oh

She traded in the dog for a ferret. "everyone has a dog"

Or so i hear, i dont follow this stuff

honest

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:10 pm

apparently you do

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:23 pm

Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:24 pm

subawhatsubawho wrote:Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

And too many STDs making their way to you.

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:29 pm

hey, at least you got high class crabs

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:33 pm

subawhatsubawho wrote:Ferrets rock. I used to have one. Maybe me and Paris can talk about it during sex. Nah...too much screaming on her part.

have you seen the sex tapes, she's no good

azn2nr · Post by **azn2nr** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:15 am

i want to as her "why do you look like a blow up doll in bed???"

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:46 am

I would break her skinny ass.

It's ok if she sucks in bed...I will just have to work harder and train her. I hope she has lube....LOL

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:09 am

*raises the TMI flag*

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:30 am

I'd make her "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!" (Deliverance)

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:48 am

She'd be like banging the lab skeleton in biology classes and probably half as fun.

Watch out for STDs - I heard from a Vietnam veteran that a lot of so-called MIA guys really died of a VD that rots your junk off and then (mercifully) kills you. They died in a military hospital in Tokyo and were listed MIA to make it easier on the familes (supposedly). There's still no cure for this one.

I make fun of this broad in the third novel.

Steve

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:00 am

evolutionmovement wrote:Watch out for STDs - I heard from a Vietnam veteran that a lot of so-called MIA guys really died of a VD that rots your junk off and then (mercifully) kills you. They died in a military hospital in Tokyo and were listed MIA to make it easier on the familes (supposedly). There's still no cure for this one.Steve

Mark- Those are the drips...get it?

dzx · Post by **dzx** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:15 am

You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:25 am

I just watched the answer video on yahoo. SHE LIKES FACIALS!!

I am soooo in like Flyn!!

Hey Paris...smile!

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:51 am

dzx wrote:You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)

that parasite is actually a fish that lives in the amazon and the likes. It can't get in unless it has something to swim up, like a stream of urine. so as long as you don't pee directly into the amazon, or something like that, I'd say you're safe. The fish swims up and then sticks out spikes to keep it from getting pushed out when you pee next

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:52 pm

LaureltheQueen wrote:
dzx wrote:You sure its a VD and not some parasite that swims up the urethra like they talk about in one episode of the venture brothers? (Brock Samson is the man)
that parasite is actually a fish that lives in the amazon and the likes. It can't get in unless it has something to swim up, like a stream of urine. so as long as you don't pee directly into the amazon, or something like that, I'd say you're safe. The fish swims up and then sticks out spikes to keep it from getting pushed out when you pee next

okay, can we stop now?

subewha- I got it before...

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:53 pm

Mental note: Stay the hell away from the amazon as to not get pricked in the dick. OUCH!!

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Paris Hilton Q&A...this is real.

Paris Hilton Q&A...this is real.