I just want to make it painfully clear

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:20 pm

snowboarded wrote:
Tleg93 wrote:Well...I'm not dating Tristan either so I guess we do have something in common. That and we're both teenage girls.
Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.

NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:53 pm

Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:10 pm

AWD_addict wrote:Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.

shhh, don't give away his strategy

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:38 am

You know what they say..."candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!!"

snowboarded · Post by **snowboarded** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:44 am

Tleg93 wrote:
snowboarded wrote:
Tleg93 wrote:Well...I'm not dating Tristan either so I guess we do have something in common. That and we're both teenage girls.
Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.
NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???

sigh. Naw man. Head shots as in photographs, glamour shots by Deb, shots primarily composed of head and shoulders in an artistic pose. I was referring to Napoleon Dynamite.... Im not down for pics the head action.

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:47 am

I didn't think that's what he meant

snowboarded · Post by **snowboarded** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:50 am

What kind of millionaire do you take me for?

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:52 am

AWD_addict wrote:Looks like scottzg gets 'em drunk then moves in. Good plan.

I was waay too drunk to put the moves in in that second photo. See the skinned knee? Yeahhhh.

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 9:24 am

I see now. I skinned my elbow yesterday in a similar situation.

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:12 pm

snowboarded wrote:
Tleg93 wrote:
snowboarded wrote: Teenage girl..... Well hello there. My name is Andy i'm a 25 year old doctor millionaire. Send me some head shots.
NO SIREE!! You won't get pictures of me giving head...that IS what you meant, right???
sigh. Naw man. Head shots as in photographs, glamour shots by Deb, shots primarily composed of head and shoulders in an artistic pose. I was referring to Napoleon Dynamite.... Im not down for pics the head action.

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:58 pm

omgwtfbbq.

This is what I get for not checking the ashtray, right?

Allow me to set the record:

Firstly, I am indeed a sexy bitch. My website will be up soon and you all can enjoy the sexy that is Tristan.

Second, playboy4lyfe. None of this trulymadlydeeply existential shit. ...Well, maybe when it comes to penetration.

Laurel is great, but like all females, she has demands and expectations --homie don't play dat. See above.

And lastly, I'm far and away too sexually deviant for any woman.

You all remember my "Can't kill myself" thread, right? That was my first and last foray into the depths of any kind of monogamous relationship.

And further to the point:

Gold Bond ftl. Johnson &johnsons' for the win!

skid542 · Post by **skid542** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:27 pm

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:00 pm

ftl?? Faster than light?

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:21 am

LaureltheQueen wrote: . . .me and scottzg and tristan

This is one of my favorite photos. :sentimental:
Who looks really happy in this one? Oh, yeah, ME!

Another reason why I'm so attached to my car; its a symbol of this community that has become so much like a family. I don't know what I'd do without you all.

. . .well, maybe I'd drive a hooptie, but I'd probably have done some jailtime by now, too!

That was one helluva weekend. My piece broke the second I got out of the car there (fell on the ground and broke into a million shards.

) so I did more drinking, and when it came time to blaze up, laurel, a certain minor, and myself ended up going old-school with a sodacan and a screwdriver --on the side of a cliff!

But I can't help but look back on it as a special weekend that I doubt I'll be able to beat in the near future.

You Cali bitches better be prepared to drive hella north since you pussed out last time.

Except scotty, who will be magically teleported to the campsite by my ultra-super-happy-lucky telekinesis mind powers. Everyone else has to drive. So there.

And subawhatsubawho - ftl = for t e h l0se. :thumbdown: Gold Bond is so middleclasswhiteguy.

Johnson's Baby Powder: G'd up from tha D up.

subawhatsubawho · Post by **subawhatsubawho** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:32 am

I always thought I was upper class white trash.

wiscon_mark · Post by **wiscon_mark** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:33 am

Preach it Tristan

EXP1787 · Post by **EXP1787** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:53 pm

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I just want to make it painfully clear