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Post by BAC5.2 »

www.shaveeverywhere.com

Friend of mine got one. I'm gonna get one soon.
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i can't beleive that's real, haha amazing
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Post by Yukonart »

If Jim Carrey had been cast to act that out . . . well, I think that would have been perfection. :lol:

[edit] OMFG, the music video is even better!! [/edit]
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You gotta be fucking joking me!
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Post by Manarius »

Wow. Just wow.

That guy looks like George Eads from CSI...
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I should get one.
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Post by entirelyturbo »

I've been waiting for a big corporation to pull all the stops out, and forget being PC and professional.

Philips has done it!

Oh, and...
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Post by entirelyturbo »

BAHAHAHAHA! I asked my own question: What about itching after you shave?

He said "That's something you might wanna talk to your doctor about."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's great.....time for a little "manscaping."
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Post by evolutionmovement »

Laurel doesn't need one if I can tell, though the thick layers these New England winters require can hide a lot.
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Post by legacy92ej22t »

Wow, is that really...real? If that is their actual ad I think I need to buy one just on principle alone! I love it.

The optical exam and testimoanials was pretty funny too...get it...testi...moan...ials. [cheesyloungelizardlaugh]Hahahadihaha[/cheesyloungelizardlaugh]
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And how did you come across this?
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LMAO!!!1!
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Post by free5ty1e »

:lol: I also will have to get one of these on general principle. I think ads on this level deserve to be rewarded. Can you imagine if they launched this campaign on the teevee? (Yeah... Jim Carrey would have really topped this off)

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Post by BAC5.2 »

Our IT guy showed it to me. He HIGHLY recommends.

It's not for facial hair though.

I will be getting mine soon though. The hedge has gone un-trimmed, and that's just no good.
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Post by free5ty1e »

:lol: :lol:

Thank you for that mental imagery, Phil.

In the spirit of such imagery, I could also use one. I am, after all, a full-blooded I-talian male. :roll:

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Post by AWD_addict »

:lol: The music video's the best, it's all bleeps.
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Post by Legacy777 »

Where's the music video?

The ad is too funny not to buy one.....and now I can avoid all those nicks and cuts with normal razors :lol:
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Post by entirelyturbo »

Go to Main Menu Josh, just hover over it, and the menu will pop up with the music video at the end.

This is all fine and dandy and everything, but how much is this thing gonna cost?
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Post by free5ty1e »

Amazon sez $39.99
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Post by LaureltheQueen »

ls it a trimmer or a full Shaver? lf it works better than a regular razor, l'm SO in!
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Post by free5ty1e »

Good question.. I doubt it would work on my facial hair but thats some tough shit. It does seem like some of the bleeps in the ad could have been for female parts though.

Anyone have one yet?
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Post by LaureltheQueen »

l don't think that you've truly experienced discomfort Until you've gotten razorburn on your nether regions. l'd be willing to pay A LOT for something to eliminate that! :eek:
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Post by free5ty1e »

Werd.

Anyone see the guy's reaction to the question, "What do you think of using scissors, waxing, or razors to remove body hair?"

....exactly. Only made that mistake once. :oops:
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Post by LaureltheQueen »

Using a razor isn't that bad. lt's just that razorburn is sometimes unavoidable, but worth it lMO.
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