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Redlined
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"My car topped out at one forty this morning!"

Post by Redlined »

Naws! I need...

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NOS "HIGH PERFORMANCE ENERGY DRINK"

"THROTTLE IN A BOTTLE"

new F&F quote
"Now me and the mad doctor gotta tear your stomach apart and replace the intestinal wall you desolved"

Just got this at our shop yesterday. Since we are in backwater America you guys have probably seen this already, but I figured Id post a shot.

Considering wiring a bottle to my front bumper with a CrazyStraw going into the grill!

POLL!

Wich will happen first?

a) Ricer destroys his engine by pouring NOS HIGH PERFORMANCE ENERGY DRINK (its spelled in all caps in all the liturature) into his gas tank

b) Thirsty Ricer wrecks his car after runing out of NOS HIGH PERFORMANCE ENERGY DRINK and getting loaded imbibing Nitros Oxide from the bottle in his trunk.
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Post by jnorion »

You could hook that in front of your intercooler and then claim you are "spraying NOS"... :D

Hell, you might even see some power gains from that
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Post by DLC »

They sell it in cans too, I've seen it around here a few times over the last 6 months or so.
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Post by wiscon_mark »

I"m thinking A and B. He'll drink his N2O and inject the energy drink into his car...
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Post by magicmike »

why am I not in the leaset bit amused by this nonsense....
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Post by evolutionmovement »

I had that before and it sure as hell wakes you up, but you sacrifice your stomach in turn. I prefer Full Throttle, Amp, and Monster.
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Post by Richard »

http://www.wkyc.com/assetpool/images/06 ... nk_300.jpg


I'm gonna have fun with this at work.

All I need now is candy called Crack or Angel Dust.
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Post by jnorion »

Excuse me officer, might I have some Red Balls? :D

Shazaaam!!
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Post by Yukonart »

NAAAAAWWWWWWZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! :lol:
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