After going to Universal Studios last night with my girlfriend (it was college night and we got in free), I headed home, since she had to go to work and I had to get home and get to bed for work this morning. But as I was exiting Interstate 4 by my neighborhood, some retard in a Kia Rio decided to rear end a taxicab... and then proceed to try and run away through my neighborhood!
Having been in a hit-and-run before, I know what a pain in the balls it is. So I put my citizen patrol badge on

The taxicab actually gave up at one point, but I kept on. I followed him all the way to his house, where he literally just stopped and asked me what the problem was. I said "You hit-and-ran that taxicab, that's what the problem is." He then actually said "I didn't hit anything!" So now I knew he was under the influence of something. He didn't even get close to me, he just stumbled toward his house. I told him "The police already have your license plate and I'm giving your location right now, so you're already in trouble." He said "Go ahead and let them come," then walked into the house.
I stayed on the phone with the police and told them the street he was on, but my POS phone kept cutting out, it dropped the call twice. I finally was connected long enough and steadily enough to give them all the necessary details, and then just went home.
Trying to calm my nerves down, I went to call one of my friends and share the story with him, and my phone kept cutting out again (don't ever get a Samsung!), so I threw it across the room, and then put the pieces back together to find it now is dead.
I'm supposed to go down to my family's house after work today for my birthday tomorrow, but now it's gonna be really difficult to do it without a cell phone. And to be completely honest, I don't want to go down there because I had a pretty nasty altercation with them earlier this month, and I for one am not over it yet.
So, I'm gonna go to Verizon today and get a different phone. I refuse to buy another Samsung, I refuse to buy another Motorola. So I'm gonna try LG. I'd love to have the Chocolate, but alas, it's too expensive.
Oh, and I should mention that I woke up with a sore throat this morning, because I got caught in a rainstorm while delivering yesterday and didn't get a chance to dry off. I feel like crap, my head's all stuffy, the normal common cold stuff.
Cliff notes: I chased down and reported a drunk driver last night, fucked my phone up in the process, am supposed to see my family tomorrow when I really don't want to see them, and I woke up with a sore throat this morning. I honestly just want to go home and back to bed.