Bumper sticker philosophy

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:55 am

Those of us who live in the Puget Sound area have probably heard this on The End. But i thought it might be fun to take it to a larger audience.

So...post a slogan or, for extra mad props, a picture of a good/funny bumper sticker.

Here are a couple of examples to start off...

Nice truck, sorry about your penis.

I sympathize with your ex.

I may be a loser, but I try really hard.

Post by **Legacy777** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:45 pm

Keep honkin' I'm reloading.

and some that I should have made up

I hate stupid people

or

I hate people

92ss satinsvoice · Post by **92ss satinsvoice** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:53 pm

I ♥ boost

why are you reading this? WATCH THE DAMN ROAD!

fueled by Arabian greed

no fat chicks, my exhaust will scrape

i dont care about your honor student

jamal · Post by **jamal** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:19 pm

I want a big yellow caution sticker that says "Government Approved High Speed Test Vehicle."

Unfortunately my car isn't very fast.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:30 am

Josh, there are People Suck stickers

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:52 am

Legacy777, I also hate people.

Couple more...

CAUTION: Driver suffers from merge anxiety. (for those people)

If this is getting smaller, the light turned green.

Post by **Legacy777** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:41 pm

evolutionmovement wrote:Josh, there are People Suck stickers

Yeah I've seen a few of them. If I didn't hate bumper stickers, I'd consider getting one, or making one of my choice

555BCTurbo · Post by **555BCTurbo** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:56 pm

"Crankwalk Kills"

n2x4 · Post by **n2x4** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:16 pm

My personal fav:

"Praise The Lowered"
or
"Praise the Lowrd"

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:39 am

I'd also adorn the back of my car with all sorts of messages. If I wanted to look like every other far left, bleeding heart liberal around here. So I post them here instead.

One I saw today on a particularly riced out honda (flat black hood, mismatched body kit, etc.):

Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven.

Needless to say, he wasn't fooling anyone.

TheSubaruJunkie · Post by **TheSubaruJunkie** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:00 am

"If you can read this GET OFF MY ASS!"

and one i havent seen but I want to get:
"Sorry if I'm slow... its probably the mustang thats in my way"

or:
"Make sure to let your friends know you got beat by a Wagon"

-Brian

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:53 am

"I don't care how they do it in Minato-ku Tokyo"

Threshld1 · Post by **Threshld1** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:56 am

license plate frame:
Drive Right --->
<--- Pass Left

ivwarrior · Post by **ivwarrior** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:31 pm

Spotted on the back of a tractor-trailer

<---- Passing Side...................................................Suicide----->

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 3:41 pm

Saw one that said "Stop reading my bumper sticker and GET YOUR OWN!"

I still love "My kid beat up your honor student" That's my favorite I think.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:17 pm

ivwarrior, I saw one like that:

<----el paso_____________________el chrasho---->

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:30 pm

beatersubi wrote:ivwarrior, I saw one like that:

<----el paso_____________________el chrasho---->

HAHAHAHA. That one's good!

smh0101 · Post by **smh0101** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:51 am

I miss my ex, but at this range my aim is sure to improve

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:40 am

One I'd like to see:

Proud to be NON-union

93forestpearl · Post by **93forestpearl** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:17 pm

My buddy has this on his '97 Legacy Wagon Brighton

"My Other car is t3h f4st0rz"

jamal · Post by **jamal** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:38 pm

93forestpearl wrote:My buddy has this on his '97 Legacy Wagon Brighton

"My Other car is t3h f4st0rz"

is it an SRT4?

93forestpearl · Post by **93forestpearl** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:30 pm

Its a Integra GSR, mainly his track slut.

Adam West · Post by **Adam West** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:22 pm

We should expand this to license plate ideas...

Here's one I'm thinking of for my track focused car...

BRAKEL8

skid542 · Post by **skid542** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:16 am

I used to have, and will again soon - SOAR1NG. I also had a bumper sticker that said - I'd rather be soaring.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:46 am

I want to get one for my bike that says:

SPD KLS

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