Please save your guffaws and well duhs till the end.
In my 1st post as an newbie I asked for help w/a bizarre engine sputtering problem: http://bbs.legacycentral.org/viewtopic.php?t=34740
Help me, help me, I'm a newbie and my subaru is weirding out...I don't know what to do.
Ok, many members threw their hats in the ring and came up w/some good advice, which I hadn't been able to follow thru on w/time constraints.
I hadn't changed plugs in a while and as it happened I had just bought a new set of ngk's before the trouble started.
So I go to change them out. I've got 3 down and 1 to go and 10 min. before I have to go to work. Of course you know the last plug I'm changing is the boo-hiss plug closest to the steering wheel. No magnet, no vacuum hosing, can't find my grabby tool anywhere so there's nothing to get it out w/. I almost sneak it out not once but twice w/the little piece of hose of the overflow reservoir, but of course it drops off. Totally annoyed, I thread the plug back in and head off to work.
Now the car's even worse. What the heck?! Day 2 and I pull out all the plugs again to check the gap. Finally I find my magnet and pull out the plug and see this:

http://home.comcast.net/~vballer23/plugsofdeath.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~vballer23/plugsofdeath2.jpg
If my plugs could've unthreaded themselves and knocked me in the head I'm sure they would've.
Why the boo-hiss plug is black as opposed to ashy white I have no idea, but those are some sick and sorry looking plugs, that's for sure. Happy to say once I got the boo-hiss plug swapped out everything was fine. Problem solved.
The moral of the story: Don't let this happen to you, and obviously you won't. I'm sure most of you are questioning my sanity right now. I know I am.
If you have a mysterious loss of power type problem I would say check the wires and plugs 1st unless you have a definite maybe that it's something else.