neighbor (ranting)

92ss satinsvoice · Post by **92ss satinsvoice** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:42 am

i want to stab the shit out of my next door neighbor!

i cant even play rock band (the drums). this is the second time she came over and complained it was too loud or the clicking sound is annoying her.

why must i be sooo nice and put up with crap.

make me want to go to wal-mart and buy some ammo for my sks and just shoot the shit out of somthing!

UGH IM TIRED OF IT!!!

im going to watch a movie. and if i hear another knock at the door shes going to get a 40 cal pistol in her god damn face.

ciper · Post by **ciper** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:07 am

Sound proof the wall with a large piece of left over carpet hung on the shared wall?

douglas vincent · Post by **douglas vincent** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:08 am

neighbors.....

92ss satinsvoice · Post by **92ss satinsvoice** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:39 am

well im good now. i just got done with The history of violence.

awesome movie. and i did spell it rong, neighbors.

do you guys live in houses? this apartment shit is for the birds.

ciper · Post by **ciper** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:41 am

Rent a condo, that was original built as a condo. The walls are actually insulated unlike the "build it as cheap as possible" apartment buildings.

Murphy · Post by **Murphy** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:48 am

you should make it dead quite in your room so you can hear her in her apartment, so when she makes a noise, start banging on the wall with a broom and tell her to keep it down in there

i couldnt take that kinda crap from someone all the time, theres no way you can possibly not hear most things through the walls in many apartments

93forestpearl · Post by **93forestpearl** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:02 am

Drink a bunch of fully leaded coffee. Pee into small dixie cups about 1/4", or what ever is necessary. Put in freezer. Once frozen, slide under her door when she is gone.

TheSubaruJunkie · Post by **TheSubaruJunkie** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:33 am

Play until 10pm. Next time she comes over, say "your bitching is too loud and its really annoying me" and see if she stops.

IIRC there is no law against playing rock band, unless its past 10 and she complains.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:27 pm

I've never found a neighbor I liked. I make it a point to scare the shit out of them as soon as possible after every move. Usually only requires me to be myself.

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:52 pm

evolutionmovement wrote:I've never found a neighbor I liked. I make it a point to scare the shit out of them as soon as possible after every move. Usually only requires me to be myself.

did you ever find a person you liked lol.
omfg.. are you serious.
i can't believe this.. ha ha

and 92ss you should just point your speakers at her side of the place and crank it.

92ss satinsvoice · Post by **92ss satinsvoice** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:53 am

man you guys came up with alot of crazy idea's really quick. well so far i played it today and she didnt come over, makes me wonder if she's home..... cup? lol

its all be hind me now i really dont care. life is ass, deal with it..

Caboobaroo · Post by **Caboobaroo** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:29 am

I had a guy 2 floors down come up when I was smoking a ciggy on my porch and asked me to stop cause it was stinking up the air.

I looked at him and told him to pack sand. Basically he got an earful about how I can smoke on my damn porch thats 2 floors above him and there's nothing he can do about it.

I think he moved not too long ago

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:22 pm

At school, we turned my roommate's Marshall stack on the floor and blasted AIDS, Spandex Enormity, and Bubblebutt by MOD to piss off the fat chicks 2 floors down who used to complain about us. "Music" could clearly be heard on the elevator 5 floors down. They knew better than to call during one of the fat-chick songs so as not to give themselves away, but AIDS got the RAs to our door every time. We also hung a plastic pig out the window by their living room area and we sprayed animal urine (hunting supplies @ sporting goods place) on the door knob and hall carpet of another guy. Whole hallway choked of animal even when the elevator just passed by the floor thanks to the blasting heat of the radiators in winter.

quicklook · Post by **quicklook** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:37 pm

cleaning all my weapons in front of new neighbors usually does the "scare the shit out of them" for me.

i find the less i talk to them the better things work out.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:13 pm

That's it. I thought one of my new neighbors was great until he showed signs of life and, sure enough, he sucks. He's trying to get us to pay for half the cost to replace his old fence, on his property, because it's leaning a few degrees to his side. Why is it leaning? Because he's using it as a retaining wall and it isn't even braced to hold back the dirt from our side (he leveled his property at some point, so half his yard is about 3 feet lower than ours at the point of the greatest difference). The senile old prick is threatening to take us to court which, although we'd easily win, is still a huge inconvenience.

Redlined · Post by **Redlined** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:35 pm

I got tired of apartment life, Due to my job i am fairly nomadic, I got sick and tired of spending THOUSANDS a year to borrow a space to sleep when I happen to be between jobs, and then I had to put up with the neighbor shit.

So. I crashed on a friends couch for a couple months, saved my pennies and bought(not rented, not financed) a 28' RV. It was a bit crowded and I had to give up my lifetime collection of furniture but it was mine. and it was comparitvely cheap to live it (( about $400 a month for a space and utilities ))

This winter I upgraded to a loaded 37' Fleetwood Limited. This sucker is almost like living in an small apartment and not much more expensive than my old 28 footer. This summer I'm going to buy a trailer to tow the Angel with. Then, over the next year or so Ill be looking for a plot of land to call home.

Its cheap. Its mine. I owe nothing on it, and my neighbors are at a distance where I can turn my music/TV/Video games up to a decent level without pissing someone off.

Go ahead, call me trailer trash.

I call myself a home owner.

ciper · Post by **ciper** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:31 pm

RV != trailor

Nothing wrong with being a nomad. You have more freedom than all of us.

biggreen96 · Post by **biggreen96** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:39 am

Oh man I want an RV. I would love to tour/live at different snowboard spots around the west.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:56 am

My uncle parked a mobile home on a nice piece of land in NH years ago and converted it to a house. It's a little small, but it cost him nothing and he's got a nice place. Besides, people think they need more space than they do. I want to build my own place under 800^2 feet off the grid (or nearly so) somewhere away from most humans (but with a decent sized workshop). Size doesn't mean trash - I'd build it to a very high standard and to be highly energy efficient and maintenance free. On a lake would be ideal, but to find a place cheap enough for that (where zoning would let me build something so small lest the property values of dickhead yuppies' cardboard mansions get brought down) would put me a little too far removed from humans. I might not like neighbors, but I like being relatively close to civilization.

Post by **Legacy777** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:17 pm

You know that's my problem now. I've been considering buying a house.....I want a 3 car garage.....but to get a 3 car garage you end up with a monstrocity of a house. I don't need that. I'd like a 3 bedroom house, so I have a guest room and an office. Besides that.....I don't need the extra space to cool.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:58 pm

Exactly - heating and cooling are huge energy expenditures and for what? Extra space to store more crap I don't need and am only excited about briefly after buying before it then becomes anonymous, absorbed into the decor? I'd like to design mine with clever transforming architecture so that the living room can transform into a bedroom in seconds or something to that effect. The garage and workshop would easily exceed the size of the house. Were I on a lake, I'd have the workshop part of a boathouse.

Post by **Legacy777** » Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:30 pm

Yeah....that sounds sweat.....only problem....most people are not like us....and want monstrosity houses.....

We'll see...maybe I'll get lucky finding a house....I dont' know.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:58 am

Steve, when your book hits #1, buy a cookie cutter mansion w/ acreage on a lake, put up an 'apartment' over a 'garage, and rent out the house(for big $).
Problem solved.

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:07 am

to MTV, they would pay too.

oh, and build the most ultimate garage, then build that airplane car you were talking about

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:13 pm

If I actually make money off this, I'm paying off one of the mortgages, building the Cessna car, fixing up the wagon, building a 1984 GL hardtop, and giving most of the rest away. If I really made a ton (unlikely unless Hollywood picks it up and it does well - this ain't no Harry Potter), I'd start my own foundation for rape survivors and abused women. I would also like to set up my own school for kids that actually teaches something and invest in alternative fuel research.

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