The Cobalt SS's engine runs in reverse!

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:24 am

... Or so this guy thinks!

http://www.cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=118899

Fkyx · Post by **Fkyx** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:58 am

LOL at the balloon experiment page 6.

Murphy · Post by **Murphy** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:02 am

AH HA!! OH MY ! Im frikkin dying here!!

there is not a smillie to express what i am feeling right now!

i didnt think he was going to respond, out of shear embarrassment but keep reading through it

wow, lots of replies already, thanks guys

Real reason I'm asking because a friend is getting a 93 Corvette and he wants to race me. I said we can race to 30 mph because I think if I go from reverse I'll get better weight transfer and beat him, but I'm concerned about making full boost since the turbocharger will be spinning backwards.

Fkyx · Post by **Fkyx** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:25 am

He's an established member of that forum, judging from his post count. I would be 90% sure it was a joke. Maybe he heard of someone else asking a similar question, and made it his own to get a good laugh.

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:44 am

Balloon experiment is pretty great, what a scientist.

86ruguy · Post by **86ruguy** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:53 am

well, before i realized that it was locked i joined cobaltss.whatever just so i could make a jab that said something about sheer stupidity.......

just the original post was hilarious

P.S......That guy needs to smoke a little (lot) less wacky!!!!!!

AHhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aerotech · Post by **Aerotech** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:03 am

Anyone got a part number on that "exhausting intake bypass valve"?

Certainly got a reaction... almost as good as the "exhaust directly into the intake" mod

86ruguy · Post by **86ruguy** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:05 am

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:57 am

wow, just wow.

i...wow

"the universe wasn't ready for a fail this big"

i added that thread to stumble so that is gunna be forever known.

whoever that person is... needs to just give up lol

James614 · Post by **James614** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:50 pm

And I thought I was stupid for believing that Slick50 would make my old Jetta run better.

Didn't read the whole thing, but seeing his oblivious reply, I'd have to say it's gotta be a joke. Reminds me of some guy in an S2000 forum who tapped nitrous into the valve cover then asked why it wasn't working.

quicklook · Post by **quicklook** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:59 pm

i hope he does not have any kids.

glad he is not a subie driver.

hope he lives far away from me with logic like that.

smh0101 · Post by **smh0101** » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:37 pm

Holy Shit...........

I am truly... truly.... truly... rolling on the floor lauging my ass off...

Thats fucking hilarious... how does one become sooo stupid.....

Richard · Post by **Richard** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:11 am

James614 wrote:Reminds me of some guy in an S2000 forum who tapped nitrous into the valve cover then asked why it wasn't working.

Well where the hell ARE you supposed to tap into then??? The oil pan???

SILINC3R · Post by **SILINC3R** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:22 am

i kept reading it to page like 13 and one guys says that it is a joke and then he says mustangs rule and then they start a fight about you should kill your self, however it is still funny that someone could think of that.so since i have a 4'' exhaust i can get maximum intake sweet

legacycentral bbs

A forum for 89-94 BC-BF(BJ) Legacy Owners and Fans

The Cobalt SS's engine runs in reverse!

The Cobalt SS's engine runs in reverse!