Bumper sticker philosophy

Hondasucks · Post by **Hondasucks** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:31 am

I saw one today @ work that was the Geourge Dubya "W" sticker with the american flag on it, but it said "Wanker"

(I've also seen 'em that said "WTF")

Aerotech · Post by **Aerotech** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:29 pm

MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:07 am

Another good one I thought up:

I <3 pick-a-part

Would that make me more WT, smh?

Or,

D-bag inside

w/ the 'intel' circle. To put on 'those' peoples' cars.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:02 am

Here're a few more that've been rattling around in my head:

-Stereotypes are earned, not given

-If you can read this, you'd better have good brakes

-Everyone has an agenda

-Get the truck outta the fast lane

-You can help the overpopulation problem!
Spay or neuter (yourself).

-You're not a pixie

-Be blissful in the slow lane, idiot

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:41 am

that neutering one i would put on my car.

Richard · Post by **Richard** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:52 am

I have one on my Fox that reads "Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music" and has a couple deformed smiley faces around it. If anyone really gives me shit I just blame it on the fact that it was my dad's car before I got it.

+1 for Government hates the competition

SubaruNation · Post by **SubaruNation** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:04 am

that's awesome.

i cant stand country either, it's always the same song about some guy whose girlfriend left him for his brother and their cat got run over by a tractor.

beatersubi · Post by **beatersubi** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:35 am

My new favorite: ILVTOFU because I love tofu, too.

AweOfShe · Post by **AweOfShe** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:21 am

555BCTurbo wrote:"Crankwalk Kills"

TheSubaruJunkie wrote: "Sorry if I'm slow... its probably the mustang that's in my way"

or:
"Make sure to let your friends know you got beat by a Wagon"

-Brian

I'd pay really good money for those three! Especially the last one! Assuming of course I buy a wagon when the time comes.

Sorry I don't have any to contribute haha. That is all.

nosyt · Post by **nosyt** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:59 am

on the back of a dodge

Dodge the father
Ram the daughter

kimokalihi · Post by **kimokalihi** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:51 pm

nosyt wrote:on the back of a dodge

Dodge the father
Ram the daughter

That one is funny! I like it.

Subtle · Post by **Subtle** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:12 pm

My signature could be a bumper sticker.

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:50 am

How bout:

Pointless Liberal Douchebag Sticker

or

Save the Whalers

or

Hippies, the other red meat.

or

ARMED AND IGNORANT!

Kelly · Post by **Kelly** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:39 am

I wish my wife was as dirty as my truck?

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:01 pm

A lot of Dodge truck drivers around here have stickers that say "I'd rather be Cummin' than Strokin'."

I've only seen one Ford guy retort, and I think this one's funnier:

"I'd rather get Stroked than Rammed."

fngearhead · Post by **fngearhead** » Tue May 05, 2009 5:18 am

"Fat people are harder to kidnap" seen on an '80s Monte Carlo with West Virgina plates

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" seen on a dually work truck with 5 guys in the back

mlitz123 · Post by **mlitz123** » Fri May 15, 2009 7:25 pm

it was on a big lifted truck "get it lifted fat chicks cant jump"

on a big boom truck "If you can't get it up we will do it for you"

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