You know what they say, idle teenagers do the devils work.
Back in MY day we used to goto the local pub about midnight. scrounge up reciepts and napkins out of the local speedymart parking lot right out a bunch of "Im sorry, I hit your car but I don't have insurance" notes and leave them on random windshields in the pub parking lot. Then sit back and watch the lunacy as these drunks come stumbling out and desperately search the car for damage!
Dave
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1993 Legacy Sport Sedan 4EAT "Angel" *sold*
Redlined wrote:You know what they say, idle teenagers do the devils work.
Back in MY day we used to goto the local pub about midnight. scrounge up reciepts and napkins out of the local speedymart parking lot right out a bunch of "Im sorry, I hit your car but I don't have insurance" notes and leave them on random windshields in the pub parking lot. Then sit back and watch the lunacy as these drunks come stumbling out and desperately search the car for damage!
thats an awesome idea! im do that next time i go to a bar. LOL
Andy
94 L n/a 5spd, Rip
92 ss burgundy, weekend toy - owner since 2006
mods: too much to list, lost track after $16,000
91 ss champagne - Rip
93 L wagon - Sold (in the family)
97 OBW LTD - Sold (in the family)
88 Leon GL Hatchback - DD
I once saw a sign at one of those chain garages that said "Tampons 3.99 free installation". Yes, for those that read my book, that sign was real.
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Redlined wrote:You know what they say, idle teenagers do the devils work.
Back in MY day we used to goto the local pub about midnight. scrounge up reciepts and napkins out of the local speedymart parking lot right out a bunch of "Im sorry, I hit your car but I don't have insurance" notes and leave them on random windshields in the pub parking lot. Then sit back and watch the lunacy as these drunks come stumbling out and desperately search the car for damage!
That's Hilarious!
98 Metro Hatch Daily Driver :)
91 SS EJ20G Engine/Tranny/Diff Swap Build Thread Here
"Your testes are close to your bottom but you still play with them all the time." Jeremy Clarkson
That reminds me of a sign I saw a couple of years ago that said "Try our penis pie & frosted bun latte" next to an espresso booth that I think was out of business.
Brent
'92 Legacy Wagon Winestone, 265K on body, ~100K on engine, 5spd, kyb gr2's w/ whiteline ground control springs, sti top hats, hatch spoiler to be added soon...