A couple of maintenance men are working around launch pad of the space shuttle one day, when one of them notices some fuel leaking from one of the fuel lines. They call mission control, who instructs them to try and contain the fuel till they can figure out what to do about it.
They start collecting it into buckets, cans, jars, whatever they can find around. After several hours (it takes mission control a long time to figure out how to stop these things) one of them decides to take a taste of it.
Jim: "Hey, Joe! Take a taste of this stuff. It ain't half-bad."
Joe: "Are you crazy?"
Jim: "No, really. It's kinda like vodka or something."
Joe: "You're right! This is pretty good!"
Jim: "Yea! And I think I'm getting a good buzz off it too."
So Jim and Joe continue to drink their new-found drink and mop-up the rest of the spilt fuel, though by now they're not really minding the work. The next morning, Jim gets a phone call.
Jim: "Hello?"
Joe: "Hey Jim, how ya feeling?"
Jim: "Pretty good, actually. I don't have a hangover or nuthin'!"
Joe: "Have you gone to the bathroom yet?"
Jim: "No, why?"
Joe: "Cuz I'm calling you from Australia."
Someone help me get this joke...
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Someone help me get this joke...
Okay, fine, I'm an idiot and a dork to boot... but I don't get this joke:
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When he went to pee his dork went off like a rocket and he landed in Australia! 

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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
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Oh... and I hope the fucker get bunked with Gunter, arrested for raping Gorillas.[/quote]
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I don't get it. I thought the space shuttle used solid fuel...
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that joke was pretty lame though.....
The boosters use solid propellent, the main thrusters on the orbitor use liquid fuel. The main orange tank carries the liquid fuel the orbitor engines burn during takeoff.
The boosters use solid propellent, the main thrusters on the orbitor use liquid fuel. The main orange tank carries the liquid fuel the orbitor engines burn during takeoff.
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it would have been funnier if one of the astronauts was taking a leak and they were drinking his pis.
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2011 Infiniti G37x Sedan - Current
2007 Ducati 800ss - Current
1994 Subaru Legacy Sport Wagon (White)
1994 Subaru Legacy Sport Wagon (Silver)
2003 Infiniri G35
1998 Infiniti I30t
1995 Honda Civic DX
1987 Subaru GL Wagon
1987 Subaru Loyale