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http://www.fastwrx.com/hasexma.html

LOL came across this at school, I should pick one up :lol:
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Probably incomplete and with some errors like their other manuals.

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I saw that, it was pretty sweet. MachV is like 30 minutes from me!
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Mach V's prices suck. Theyr'e cool guys but their stuff is waaaay over priced.
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Post by Legacy777 »

that's great. Wonder if I could get it on amazon or something.
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Post by Legacy777 »

hmmm....doesn't look like it.....b&n doesn't have it either......wonder if I could get it special order
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Post by entirelyturbo »

Why are you so stuck on getting it Josh? ;) :lol: j/k...

Steve, I wonder if they have inaccurate and outdated diagrams like other Haynes manuals :lol:

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Post by evolutionmovement »

I wonder if they have how to have sex in an early Datsun Z - I could've written that one. IIRC there are four only mildly uncomfortable positions.

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I'd be concerned that a lot of their information would be only relevant or correct for a few models and not others.
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Post by Legacy777 »

this is just one of those particularly humorous things......my ex got me a connect the dot sex book.......similar type of thing.....just funny.
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dont need a manual for sex in a station wagon +1
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I don't know, Laurel, you'd be surprised about some people!

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If a person needs a manual for sex, perhaps that's a hint they should NOT be reproducing. :D
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That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.

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evolutionmovement wrote:That's what I think, yet they often seem to be the ones with the most kids.

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Post by entirelyturbo »

In all honesty, I should probably get a manual, I think I forgot how to do it... :oops: :cry:
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What is sex anyway?
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Post by Legacy777 »

I think you really need to look at this book as a source of humor.....but also with the fact.....nobody knows everything....and hey....maybe it has some useful stuff in it.

On a semi-related note......I remember surfin this electronic music site.....they had a section on rants or something....really don't know. But one girl had written about the fact that guys don't know how to give good oral sex. She then proceeded to go on and describe some of the things you should do, don't do....etc etc.

I will say I learned some stuff.....haven't tried it yet.....but from what I remember the outcome looks good :)

I just wish I remembered where/what site it was on. Either that....or they changed the site and took that section down. Which I think is what happened.......
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Post by evolutionmovement »

Female ejaculation - is there anything cooler?

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no?
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i was listening to loveline last night and one of the guests said to twist in opposite directions with both hands and keep your mouth on the tip, does that one sound like a winner?
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Post by evolutionmovement »

That's one technique. I like to use different ones as I go up until the point where it's best to repeat the same thing. Soemtimes I stop and start again at the right time just to tease. But anyways...

Mango green tea with a little gin is a good combo.

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i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?
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THAWA wrote:i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?
If I had to guess . . .

. . . and I really hate to. . . .

. . . I'd say "teh cawk" :shock:
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Post by evolutionmovement »

What the hell, I'm talking about oral sex with women. I thought it was obvious. I haven't drank that much!

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