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why would I be talking about oral sex with women, and then asking guys what they thought of a certain technique?
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:lol:

Okay. . . NOW this is getting funnAY!!!1
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Talk about you breakdown of communication.....LOL
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I don't know. You kissed a couple of 'em, so what the hell?

Once again I'm on my own page.

But in that case, I like when a women combines a little ball action with it, myself.

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:lol:

Breakdown in communication doesn't even begin to describe what happened a few posts prior.
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haha, i currently have a female project... problem is, she's allergic to alcohol, so it's gonna be tricky
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I'd suggest "other methods" . . . but I don't really support that kind of stuff, anymore. ;)
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what other methods would these be?
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A substance she might NOT be allergic to. . . .



. . . not that we know of such things. ;)
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Damn, you get more female action than I do!

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Love the sig, BTW

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if i kiss 3 more girls, i'll have kissed more than one of my best friends(male) i cant wait.

I dont condone the usage of such substances, and besides, those never made me think it was a good idea to kiss a girl, so i guess i'll have to do it the hard way.
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It shouldn't be too hard to do as I've known more than a few women receptive to that sort of thing, especially if a guy was also involved. Try a fetish club, too.

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Yukonart wrote:
THAWA wrote:i mustve missed something, what are you talking about?
If I had to guess . . .

. . . and I really hate to. . . .

. . . I'd say "teh cawk" :shock:
I had thought so but steve was like continueing with ideas so I thought he was talking about pole smokin (no offense just the way it sounded)
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LOL.......I read both comments, and pretty much figured out you two were talking about different things.....it was rather funny...haha.

But anyway...yeah laurel....that technique does sound like a real winner.



Mango green tea with a little gin......hmmm.....tell me more about this.....
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:oops: May not be such a good idea after all. I hear it can lead to embarrassing miscommunications...

Does taste good, though. I just used about a shot of gin/cup of tea. I use this St Dalfour mango green tea.

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A baseball bat to the top of the head does wonders to get women more receptive to a kiss (among other things).

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evolutionmovement wrote::oops: May not be such a good idea after all. I hear it can lead to embarrassing miscommunications...

Does taste good, though. I just used about a shot of gin/cup of tea. I use this St Dalfour mango green tea.

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This fat guy I knew who got chicks because he was so damn funny used to tell people it was all in the roofies.

Yeah, I meant the tea was maybe a bad idea...

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evolutionmovement wrote: Yeah, I meant the tea was maybe a bad idea...

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All that tea would get in the way of alcohol delivery.
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Yeah, I might unfairly be blaming the alcohol for the misunderstanding.

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