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mTk · Post by **mTk** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:34 pm

Self explanitory.

MK

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:35 pm

front to back, definitely

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:40 pm

God, no. . .

you mean there's more than one way to wipe "down there"?

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:56 am

Front to back, because there's nothing worse then a smelly taint! +:- +<>

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:47 am

This is a health issue for the ladies, not so much for us.

I use my hands. I just squeeze my ass cheeks against it. The natural smells contain pheromones that drive women crazy.

Steve

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:52 am

LMFAO-you sick bastardo!

mTk · Post by **mTk** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:07 am

My reason for asking is that if you're a female it's front to back, and if your male, chances are also that it's front to back since most likely your mother taught you how to wipe.

MK

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:28 am

LMAO! If you only knew how funn that is! My alcoholic father used to rant and rave whenever the toilet got clogged (130+ yr old house, ancient plumbing) yelling at us with, "Your mother never taught you how to wipe your ass!"

Bastard wasn't even the one who unclogged it.

One time an obnoxious girl neighbor used our upstairs bathroom and rushed out quickly to run home. When I went in there there was shit splattered all over the friggin place as if she had some kind of explosive bowel and flicked her ass in the air just as it went off. You should've heard the yelling that ensued.

It was one of thes sickest and funniest things ever!

Steve

elkaboom · Post by **elkaboom** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:59 am

Ah, nothing spells funny like explosive diareha!

kastrix · Post by **kastrix** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:05 am

Wow this has to be the most disgusting post i've ever read. I feel strangly drawn...

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:52 am

then you should click this link: www.tubgirl.com

but anyway, dingleberries = no thanks

LegacyPunk · Post by **LegacyPunk** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:53 am

The natural smells contain pheromones that drive women crazy.

There ya go Steve, you could start a whole new brand of colone "Dessert Ass, the new smell by Evolutionmovement"

LOL

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:56 am

Gives a new meaning to eau de toilette.

I can imagine the adds:

"You smell like ass."
"Thank you, it's new."

"Something smells like ass in here!"
"That would be me. I just got it at Macy's."
"I like it."

Scented magazine adds could just be given to nasty dudes to use as toilet paper prior to sending it into the mag's marketing dept. Glossy paper would be no good.

Steve

LegacyPunk · Post by **LegacyPunk** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:06 am

LMAO i think we've got a winner.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:09 am

Steve has mad advertising skills!!!

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:23 pm

Does this thread show just how dry our well of ideas is?

mTk · Post by **mTk** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:05 pm

It would seem so

MK

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:51 am

subyluvr2212 wrote:Does this thread show just how dry our well of ideas is?

was that supposed to be some real lame pun?

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:08 am

Yeah kinda

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:32 pm

evolutionmovement wrote:Gives a new meaning to eau de toilette.

I can imagine the adds:

"You smell like ass."
"Thank you, it's new."

"Something smells like ass in here!"
"That would be me. I just got it at Macy's."
"I like it."

Scented magazine adds could just be given to nasty dudes to use as toilet paper prior to sending it into the mag's marketing dept. Glossy paper would be no good.

Steve

That should be in the new family guy episodes!!!

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:32 pm

When you're sitting in a ditch and your colon starts to twitch...diarrhea

Your momma asks "What's the matter?" and you hear something splatter...diarrhea

Look for Maalox in your pocket, cause your ass is like a rocket...diarrhea

When you're going on a trip and you feel something drip...diarrhea

Better swallow up that pride, cause you just felt something slide...diahrrhea

When you're out cutting the grass and something's creeping out your ass...diahrrhea

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:33 pm

we're so grown up here

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:01 pm

Once in a while it's ok to act stupid.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:36 pm

says the guy who just posted up all the words to the diahrreah song

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:29 pm

Says the Spelling Nazi who can't even spell diarrhea right

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