Car Board Common Reposts

[LaureltheQueen]

Pulled this from a friend's board


exerpts from the same thread on another forum

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.

Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.

VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?

Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH

SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?

Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retarded suit (pics)

Legend forum
- eye candy (pics)

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do a get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare and Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?

Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should a bring the biatch along for the ride?

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. How do I trade in the car?

Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?

Jaguar
- Patterns on the burlwood dash + cocaine is causing nausia. Is the carbon fiber dash kit groupbuy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the cooper after seeing The Itailian job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)

dodge viper forum
-Do we really need all this motor?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.

Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?

Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)

Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics)

Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops

Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws

Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.

Harley Forum
-Should I wear a helmet or not?
-Does the official HD leather vest make me look like a badass?
-How far out of Sturgis should I park my trailer?

Sportbike forum
-Why don't cruiser riders wave?
-I got another ticket. Cops suck.
-Crashed today. Can I sue the state because there was a leaf in the road?
-I've never ridden before. Is the Hayabusa a good starter bike?

Gold Wing forums
-Zip ties or twist ties. How should I attach my stuffed animals?
-Electric cupholder. Pros and Cons.
-Short ride today. 730 miles.

Chopper forums
-Rode my bike today. 4 miles round trip.
-Will sunlight affect my paint?
-Hardtail or softail? Which is more comfortable while in the garage?
-How do I make right turns?

Supra forums:
-1100 HP dyno pull... 12 sec timeslip

Ford Trucks
-Skoal or Copenhagen?

Chevy Forums
-I rebuilt my engine with a crescent wrench

Mitsubishi forum-
why wont my paint stay on but my graphics will?
(yes i admit i have this problem)
"I hit a dog and a curb in the same week, is this normal?"
"Someone looked really hard at my car and now I have cracks in the bumper, is this covered under warranty?"

Camaro/Firebird forum

I dated 3 chicks last week. They had a full set of teeth between them. (Pics)


Here's mine.
Legacy Forum
I think i want to put jdm headlights on my car, will this affect the lighting?

[legacy92ej22t]

Here's mine.
Legacy Forum
I think i want to put jdm headlights on my car, will this affect the lighting?

[vrg3]

[mTk]

or a classic:

Will an Impreza exhaust fit on my car?

MK

[Kelly]

Supra forums:
-1100 HP dyno pull... 12 sec timeslip

"so now Im runnin 1500hp, and 13.5 sec quarters. Can someone explain this?"

[greg donovan]

WRX forums:
I just just powershifted through all the gears and now i dont have 2nd. WTF!

[NemesisEJ22t]

Celica Forum:

-Can i swap a 3S-GTE from an All-Trac into my GT Celica?

-(goes with above) HELP!!! I just put the 3S-GTE in and it won't start!!!

-2000 GT-S vs Integra GS-R, who will win?

[92 Le-Turbo-SS]

Chevy Forums
-I rebuilt my engine with a crescent wrench

bwahahahahaha almost true

[123c]

Pulled this from a friend's board


exerpts from the same thread on another forum

Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?

The Mercedes forum I belong to discusses alot of political issues, and tries to solve all of the worlds problems...

[THAWA]

Here's mine.
Legacy Forum
I think i want to put jdm headlights on my car, will this affect the lighting?

that's not nearly as common or unique as, "why does tire rack charge more than twice as much for rear struts for my 90-91?"

[evolutionmovement]

Legacy forum: STI sucks, they sent me the wrong engine for my car, yo!

Steve

[THAWA]

haha classic

[LegacyPunk]

I got one,
Legacy Forum: Some punk kid in a WRX tried to race me today

or
Legacy Forum: You can also use the engine bay as a mobile toaster oven

or
Legacy Forum: Home Depot, for all our aftermarket needs