"Would You Rather...?" #2

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:49 am

yikes... probably B though.

Things to consider: ever increasing irritability, tusks

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:52 am

You are truly bored. . . .

. . . and you're right. I shouldn't have come back to work. I could have stayed there and prevented you from entering this train of thought.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:54 am

i'm cleaning my room. it's pretty intense.

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:55 am

Yikes. . . . then writing strange shit like this is to be expected. . .

. . . please, proceed.

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:59 am

Seems I'm working on #1, so definitely #2. BUT, what kind of sex? I'm assuming female walrus in my case, which is OK (probably better than some human alternatives, in fact), but in your case ... IIRC the male walrus has the largest penis of any land animal (or longest bone or something). I've seen a woman-with-a-horse video and that was scary enough.

Steve

scottzg · Post by **scottzg** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:20 am

Yea! walrus's are hot!!

I wish human women had tusks!

Yukonart · Post by **Yukonart** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:22 am

scottzg wrote:I wish human women had tusks!

Scott. . . . some do.

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:26 am

Yukonart wrote:
scottzg wrote:I wish human women had tusks!
Scott. . . . some do.

Yea, post op

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:30 am

They're not necessarily tusks, more like fangs, but I think women with pronounced canine teeth are hot as hell! One of my sister's many hot friends has that going on. I don't know if that's why David Attell asked her out or if it was her other attributes, but I'm always in awe of those teeth and I'm not a goth/vampire person, either ...

Steve

legacy92ej22t · Post by **legacy92ej22t** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:33 pm

I really don't think I could handle A so I guess it's B for me but I get to be on top!

QuickDrive · Post by **QuickDrive** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:21 pm

I've seen on discovery channel that walrus' have penis bones almost 2' long...

Therefore, I'm going with A if I have to be on the recieving end of the walrus....

Female walrus.. ya, I'd go for B

entirelyturbo · Post by **entirelyturbo** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:49 pm

As long as I have a working computer with a reliable Internet connection, I'll stick with A...

evolutionmovement wrote:but I think women with pronounced canine teeth are hot as hell!

No kidding! To be honest, almost any decent-looking (read: not 350lb

) goth chick has a special place on my bod... I mean in my heart...

tris91ricer · Post by **tris91ricer** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:44 pm

you guys are HI-LARIOUS!
I'd have to go with B just cause i got thing for brown skin..
Oh, and can i shave it first? Or perhaps use some of that spray on hair? Cause, the stock walrus body hair is kinda scratchy...

vrg3 · Post by **vrg3** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:05 pm

"Stock."

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:13 am

the fact that so many people would actually have sex with a walrus is beyond me. I am truely disgusted at humanity (not trying to sound too much like steve

)

BAC5.2 · Post by **BAC5.2** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:26 am

THAWA wrote:the fact that so many people would actually have sex with a walrus is beyond me. I am truely disgusted at humanity (not trying to sound too much like steve )

No sex ever again also includes your good friend Rosey....

THAWA · Post by **THAWA** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:34 am

so you'd rather stick your dick in a ton of blubber that belongs to a different species. I'm sorry, but there's something seriously worng with you guys. Also masturbation isnt sex.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:55 am

masturbation is sex with someone you love

AWD_addict · Post by **AWD_addict** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:22 am

This thread is nasty. Wasn't this question in a book of other awful choices or something like that?

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:41 pm

A walrus is not much different than most midwestern women.

Steve

Tleg93 · Post by **Tleg93** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:00 pm

I would rather never have sex again than bump uglies with another species.

LaureltheQueen · Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:34 am

it's from my "would you rather" book

evolutionmovement · Post by **evolutionmovement** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:34 am

I maintain there are two species of human that are difficult to distinguish physically so to me it's not much different ... unpleasant, perhaps, but not much different than monkey-people mating with whale-people. This is why I'm so selective about sex - I don't want to mistakenly pound a monkey.

Steve

123c · Post by **123c** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:05 am

I'd do a Walrus

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