"Would You Rather Have Sex With...?" #1

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Would You Rather Have Sex With...

Tom Bosley and receive 15,000 dollars' worth of non-redeemable arcade tokens
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Tom Cruise and get a venerial disease called "pubic elves" where little men infest your crotch area leaving nothign but a sparkling green rash?
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"Would You Rather Have Sex With...?" #1

Post by LaureltheQueen »

i'm gonna go with b. although i DO like older men, tom bosley's too much older

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As NOT-gay as I am. . . I'd have to go with Cruise. . .
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it's sex with a guy.. ill take the arcade tokens of appreciation.

Can i just do the walrus again???
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Post by BAC5.2 »

You could cut off A's oxygen and have him pass out and bang his head on a table. You'll get all of his arcade token inheritence with no sexual degradation whatsoever. It's brilliant.
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BAC5.2 wrote:You could cut off A's oxygen and have him pass out and bang his head on a table. You'll get all of his arcade token inheritence with no sexual degradation whatsoever. It's brilliant.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Damn, why couldn't this be like " would you rather have sex with Selma Hyeck or Byonce Nolls" or something like that? Or I know, how 'bout Penelope Cruz or Nichole Kidman? At least they both had sex with Tom Cruise so it'd still kind of be like doing him...
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Or Anna Kornikova vs Maria Sharapova
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So does this rash itch? or is it just sparkly green?
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Green is my favorite color...
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Post by tris91ricer »

Sparkling Green?? I could be in my rapper friend Young Have Not's new video! I'd dance, and jiggle with the other hott dancers... i could do it worry-free, too, as his vid would NEVER be aired on MTV.... probably cause the christian right would be all over my green rash, calling me some kind of glorified lepper.. oops, no appearances at Wal-Mart...

mm.. I AM Irish..

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Post by BAC5.2 »

legacy92ej22t wrote:At least they both had sex with Tom Cruise so it'd still kind of be like doing him...
Only if you did them both... at the same time.

Sign me up for THAT survey.
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