Aaaaaaaaaag, I was just subjected to listening about this guy’s car, which he repeatedly referred to as “tha new-hotness

,” and all the pimp shit he had done to it. “Tha new hotness” is a red Ram Air Grand Am, but it has 20’s, a K&N, some glass packs, 90% all around, a Hot Wheels flame steering wheel cover, HID’s, and altezza lights. He informed his captivated audience that he only upgraded with quality components, like APC…he tried to stay away from the Wal-Mart stuff on this build. He started talking about how his air filter and the Ram Air was just as good as a turbo, but he’s thinking about NOS so he can burn some Corvettes. I finally couldn’t take it any more and told him that actually that the Ram Air is entirely part of a Pontiac marketing plan and has no performance benefits all, to which he replied, “Pshhh, no man, it’s good for at least 30hp.” I couldn’t help but try and convince him that his 40lb chrome DUB’s loose him at least 30hp. He finally blew me off with….and I couldn’t make this up….”What do you know about cars, I’ve been a professional mechanic for 3 years, I know my shit.” I reply, “Really, where do you work?” And this is the good part: he answers…..”Juffy Lube.” It’s only a matter of time that this POS will understeer off the road into a telephone pole and burst into flames trapping it’s duche bag owner within. With any luck the fire will take out some Crack dealers or ground hogs and really make the world a better place. Wheew…Good rant.